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  • Too much work, too little fun

    but otherwise good, how're you?
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    • /me walks back inside

      Hey Cold, come over here for a second...
      *Times opening the trapdoor perfectly, and watches as ColdWizard falls into Tia's stock of salty sea men.

      *Puts an Avril cd on over the Coffeeshop Speaker system
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      • /me blames Skanky
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        • My sister listens to April Lavine

          Fortunately, I can't hear it here inside my lovely Basement... But still -

          /me picks up and defenestrates Skanky *
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          • /me wears winged boots and therefore doesn't fall into trapdoors in the floor


            /me removes avril cd and crushes it into tiny little pieces and then defenestrates the pieces
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            • /me picks up the cd pieces and glues them back together.
              *Plays the now shoddy cd, making Avril sound even worse than ususal.
              *Grabs some anti-defenstration boots from the ISR and wears them.
              No more throwing me out the window! Grrr!

              /me defenstrates both Kassi and Cold at the same time. Of course, they get stuck in the window.
              Oh well.
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              • /me dimension doors behind Skanky, wraps the skanky one in chains and then bolts the chains to the floor.



                /me then proceeds to very poorly recite finnish poetry while slapping Skanky around with the USS Iowa.
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                • Thankfully the chains are taking the brunt of your slapping. My skin is only rated for a 10,000 ton displacement battleship.

                  /me sings "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" in Finnish to the tune of a christmas carol in retaliation.
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                  • /me gets bored and drops the USS Iowa on Skanky.
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                    • /me activates an emergency teleport device, moving me into the ISR a split-second before being horribly crushed.
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                      • Parempi pyy pivossa kuin kymmenen oksalla.
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                        • My sister looked that saying up on encarta around 6 years ago, taught it to me a mere 4 years later, and now 2 years after that what I remember of what she told me actually resembles the real words!

                          The only differences were pivossa -> pivoska and kymmenon -> koksii (ok, that one changed a fair bit).
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                          • "koksii" sounds like a garbled version of "kaksi". It's entirely possible the version you learned was a more literal translation. "Kymmenen" means ten, you see, and "kaksi" means two. However, the version with "kymmenen" is usually used, I've never heard anyone say the phrase using "kuin kaksi oksalla". We just don't do that.
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                            • /me pokes Kassi with "The-"
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                              • /me wonders why everyone in the shop is so into bondage

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