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    /me cleans up the shop and gets ready for new customers
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    Is there any tea or soda on the menu?

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #3
      What kind of vile place do you think this is!
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #4
        Minute maid doesn't carry orange soda anymore - only "valencia orange fruit soda". Does that piss anyone else off or just me?
        "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
        Drake Tungsten
        "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
        Albert Speer

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        • #5
          Can I see your license for this place?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DinoDoc
            What kind of vile place do you think this is!
            Can I get some coffee that tastes like pepsi?

            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #7
              When you are ready, I'll have a bourbon and coke.

              /me heads into the infinite storeroom to look for a stereo system.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #8
                *Paiktis patiently waits for Serb to torch the place again*

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                  When you are ready, I'll have a bourbon and coke.

                  * Skanky Burns heads into the infinite storeroom to look for a stereo system.
                  Do you have any rum around here?

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #10
                    /me comes back out of the infinite storeroom.

                    Actually, I found a case of rum in there, right next to this stereo.
                    *Hands case of rum to Tuber.
                    *Plugs in stereo, starts playing a Rammstein cd.

                    Ahhh.
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • #11
                      /me gets behind the bar, finds DD asleep on the floor and purs some rum to a glass and gives it to Tuberski. Burbon to Skanky. Hides a scotch bottle under his coat on the way out.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tuberski
                        Can I get some coffee that tastes like pepsi?
                        I hope you have a cast iron stomach if you are going to order horrible liquids like that.

                        /me gives SB his bourbon and coke
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • #13
                          Gimme a cola dammit! Put a cherry in it you git. That's it, took all ****ing night but...hey! Wtf? Don't mix it with THAT!

                          Long time member @ Apolyton
                          Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                          • #14
                            Thank You Paiktis.

                            * Tuberski drinks his rum and coke in the corner
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              Take it easy there old timer

                              /me chuckles at Lancer

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