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[Boris Godunov]

Toast

Untie bag.

Remove bread from bag.

Retie bag.

Insert bread into convenient bread-shaped slots in toaster.

Push down lever on side of toaster.

Wait while toaster magically transforms bread into toast.

When toast pops up, remove from toaster and serve with topping of choice.

[JohnT]

I thought gay men were wizards in the kitchen. Yet another stereotype bites the dust....

[Boris Godunov]

I make a mean tray of ice cubes.

[Zero]

I only pretend to cook well in hopes that chicks will dig it.

In truth, the kitchen hasnt been used at all except for having sex in there. And it wasnt even by me neither.

[DuncanK]

Chili,

I use dried beans. Soke them over night. This is for a big batch that I cook in a crock pot. btw, if anyone has tips for me I would be happy to get them since I'm still a beginning cook.

Ingredients
4 cups of dried beans
1 lb of ground beef
1/2 medium size onion
3 cloves of garlic
6 jalepeno peppers
36 oz tomato sauce
1 t. chilli powder
1 T. Salt
5 T. Sugar
5 T. Vinegar
3 Medium tomatoes

Boil the beans for 10 mimutes. Then simmer them for about an hour or an hour and a half. Make sure the beans are completely cooked (important). Cook the ground beef in a pan with the onion. Cut up all the other ingredients and put them in the crock pot. Cook on low for at least 5 hours, but it takes about 10 hours for all the flavor to meld together.

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I make a mean tray of ice cubes.

That, and packets of pasta are about the limits of my cooking skills. I'm much better at mixing drinks though.

[Zero]

What's a chili powder? I tried to make my own chili, and I pretty much added only tomato sauce, meat and black beans... I knew I was missing somethign!

[Urban Ranger]

Speaking of cooking, maybe you want to look into the archives. Boshko and loinburger started some.

[JohnT]

Define lower-case "t" and upper case for the neophytes, Duncan (including me). Thanks!

[Zero]

Im guessing big T is table and small t is tea?

Just a wild guess tho, sound logical to me.

[Urban Ranger]

I think lower case is teaspoon and upper case is tablespoon. Something like that.

[DuncanK]

Originally posted by Calc II
What's a chili powder? I tried to make my own chili, and I pretty much added only tomato sauce, meat and black beans... I knew I was missing somethign!

Chili powder is powdered chilis.

Black beans must have bean good. I think they cost a little more.

Yeah, need to spice it up a bit.

[DuncanK]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
I think lower case is teaspoon and upper case is tablespoon. Something like that.

Yeah, something comes after, but I can't rememer if its p or b. Told you I was green.

[DuncanK]

Originally posted by DuncanK


Black beans must have bean good.

Accidental bad humor

[Propaganda]

Good stuff. I'm going to try some of these, especially Boris Godunov's suggestions. BTW, Boris, do you have the recipe for the icecubes?