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    My favorites are "Toolio", "Kakinston", "Scatman", "Legend Haakon", "Catatonia Calliope" and "Loinsworth".

    "Toolio"...
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    /me awaits a wicked Provost Harrison/Stephen Pile combo.*
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    • #3
      Stefu I dont think you should laugh....

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      • #4
        The Bad Baby Name for 1/29/03 is:
        Chellyianiabrookly MyAngel Williams

        Bad Baby Names
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          A Japanese had named his son "Satan" but the court overuled it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by paiktis22
            A Japanese had named his son "Satan" but the court overuled it.
            Is that worse than Hank Andbeans?
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #7
              People are just plan stupid and cruel to their children. Don't they realize this poor child is going to grow up being teased and will probably be made fun of for the rest of his life?

              Living in California I've heard any number of stupid names. Every thing from a hippie name like "Stardust" or "Peace" to the just plain asinine like Mr. & Mrs. Wall naming their son "Stone". are those people drooling morons or what?

              No, it is much better to go with a nice, safe, conservative name for a child then to get to far out there and doom a child to a lifetime of scorn.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DinoDoc

                Is that worse than Hank Andbeans?
                I dont know. That name doesnt bring up any particular syneirmous (congectures?) in Greek.

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                • #9
                  I knew of a guy named Richard Thickens. Once you get past the early ridicule, a name like that ages nicely.

                  -Arrian
                  grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                  The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Arrian
                    I knew of a guy named Richard Thickens.
                    I imagine that he wanted to only be called Richard instead of any other nickname.
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      Nope.
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #12
                        (probably) an Urban Legend in Israel :

                        Some guy wanted to amuse his friends, so he changed his name to Adolf Hitler.



                        He didnt know that you need to wait for 7 years before changing the name again.
                        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                        • #13
                          lol @ the bottom three entries on page three.
                          Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                          "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                          • #14
                            I knew a girl whose last name was goat.

                            "Miss Goat please come to the reception desk" and all that.

                            She changed it to her granmothers name which was not animal related, much to the chagrin of her father.

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                            • #15
                              Paiktis, did you **** the goat?

                              -Arrian
                              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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