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  • #31
    "Jesus, I'd like to **** the **** out of her!"

    "Sure, I'll stay and cuddle."

    "Hey, what a great techno song!"

    "No, Mr. Damon, I don't want to go back to your place."

    "Von Karajan is the greatest conductor who ever lived!"

    "Pass the veal, please."

    "How do I look in this flannel shirt/ripped jeans/hiking boots ensemble?"

    "Our Father, who art in heaven, etc."

    " @ MrFun!"

    "Let's go see the new Julia Roberts movie!"
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Frogger


      Hostie cochon.
      Translation?
      Civ2 Demo Game #1 City-Planner, President, Historian
      Civ2 Demo Game #2 Minister of War,President, Minister of Trade, Vice President, City-Planner
      Civ2 Demo Game #3 President, Minister of War, President
      Civ2 Demo Game #4 Despot, City-Planner, Consul

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      • #33
        Oh, this film contains Nudity and Heavy Sex Scenes. Better change the channel.

        Let's go and see a musical show. I just love musicals!
        Let's go and see a play.

        Let's have another baby

        "The golden age of music was definitely the 1980s."

        Let's go for a fun run.

        Why don't we play your good old "Greatest Hits of Hall and Oates" for old time's sake?

        This whole war on Iraq makes me proud to be almost an American.

        I want to play a multiplayer strategy game. Where can I find one.
        "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
        "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
        - Pekka

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Tuberski
          " David Floyd, Albert Speer and Fez ALL made good points."


          ACK!

          That was a good one.
          http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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          • #35
            The market will determine what is fair.

            Compasionate conservatives will save America.

            Saddam would never produce weapons of mass destruction.
            "When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
            "All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
            "Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui

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            • #36
              I like women who don't give me oral sex

              I like men who do give me oral sex

              I like Barbara Steisand

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              • #37
                "I'm so much smarter than all of you"

                "I want to become pregnant"

                "I have never masturbated"
                I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                • #38
                  Those pop ups are really good.

                  America is the most modest country in the world

                  I can't accept the lottery win the Church needs it more.

                  Of course I look at other women, especially the ones who are thinner than you
                  Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
                  Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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                  • #39
                    I have never paid for sex

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                    • #40
                      " @ MrFun"
                      that's just cruel!
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #41
                        "I love France"
                        KH FOR OWNER!
                        ASHER FOR CEO!!
                        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                        • #42
                          "God bless America"

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                          • #43
                            "Germans aren't evil"
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • #44
                              They are . And, of course, I wouldn't say the above statement only, because I don't believe in God. Not what you think.

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                              • #45
                                "I was wrong to assume that a European would be anti-American"
                                KH FOR OWNER!
                                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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