What would you be least likely to say?

[Bosh]

"yuck, why are you putting THAT in my vodka"

"ha ha I win again, my reflexes are even sharper after a few beers"

"there's too much tumeric in this food"

"there's too much garlic in this food"

"I think I'll get an early start on my paper"

[MRT144]

"i really dont think i could eat another bite"
"i love trance!"
"lets get naked!"

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

"Celine does NOT suck!!!"

"It's too late to go out for drinks now!"

"I love you."

"I don't know."

[Goingonit]

"You know, I think Quebec should separate after all."

"If only Ross Perot had won in '92..."

"If only I had another exam to study for, I'd be so much happier."

[loinburger]

"Are you kidding? I love chick flicks!"

"Yes, that dress makes you look like a lardbutt."

"You've got emotional baggage? Well then sure, I'd love to date you!"

"I'd love to hear about your ex-boyfriends!"

"You banged two chicks last night? Give me the details, I'm on the edge of my seat!"

"Yeah, I guess that tenors really don't sound like women after all."

"You put too much tobasco sauce on my food."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not really all that competitive."

"Just call me Mr. Patient."

[Skanky Burns]

"We'd better stop and ask for directions."

[Goingonit]

"The golden age of music was definitely the 1980s."

[cavebear]

"Enough TV sports, let's talk about our relationship for a while."

"Do I look fat in this tux?"

"Why don't I take a second job so we can afford to have another baby?"

"I'm tired of going bowling with the guys, let's get season tickets to the ballet instead. And let's invite your mother, too."

[Zopperoni]

"186,935+392,867=579,802!"

[Nubclear]

"Stop playing that anthem."
"Me? Bored? Never!"
"Russia sucks."
"I'm never going to Apolyton.net ever again."
"America is the greatest nation on earth."
"Bush is the greatest person that ever lived!"
"I'm hungry."
"I'm too lazy to do that." (At least not IRL )
"I love mathematics."
"I hate writing."
"Stalin was a benevolent leader."
"Finland sucks."
"Americans are highly intelligent."
"Be optimistic about things...."
"Bow down to the benelovent government"

[cavebear]

Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...

Ooh I hope it snows *again* tonight, I *love* shovelling the driveway.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by cavebear
Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...

Hostie cochon.

[Edan]

"Take me to your leader"

Like anyone ever says that.

[MrFun]

"Displaying the Confederate flag outside of Confederate veterans' cemeteries is not treasonous behavior -- it's legitimate."

"Anglophilia rocks."

"States' rights are more important than federal government authority."

"I would like to go back into the closet."

[Sava]

"You know, Republicans really represent the interests of the common citizen"