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    What would you be least likely to say?

    Here's some for starters... please suggest some things that *you* would be very unlikely to say.

    "No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow"

    "We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse"

    "It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home"

    "I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss"

    "No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn"

    "No, I don't want to see your sister's breasts"

    "Put some panties on for Christ's sake"
    Last edited by FrustratedPoet; January 27, 2003, 20:13.
    If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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  • #2
    Re: What would you be least likely to say?

    Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
    Here's some for starters...

    "No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow"
    Since I don't drink.

    "We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse"
    Not a chance in hell

    "It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home"
    I might say that, if I was looking for a way out of a bad situation

    "I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss"
    Um...no thanks

    "No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn"
    Gardening is fun

    "No, I don't want to see your sister's breasts"
    Knowing my friends...

    "Put some panties on for Christ's sake"
    no comment
    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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    • #3
      Well the idea was kinda that you would add your own ...
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      • #4
        " David Floyd, Albert Speer and Fez ALL made good points."


        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #5
          "That computer is way too powerful for me!"

          "Hey, that religion really makes sense."

          "You and your best friend are waiting for me in your bedroom? I'd rather not."
          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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          • #6
            "I give up"

            "let's take prisoners!"

            That's all... I suck at this.
            In da butt.
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            • #7
              "No, I don't want to bribe that Cavalry far away from home that is about to take my Capitol. I only have 10,000 gold."

              "Your dog looks bored. Here, borrow my cat."

              "May I have some more tofu, please?"

              (Washington Redskins fan) "I'm sure glad we got rid of those lousy quarterbacks we used to have. You know, Gannon, Johnson..."

              Last edited by cavebear; January 27, 2003, 20:26.
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              • #8
                "If only I lived in Texas"

                "What a great ass he has"

                "I am voting for George W. Bush"

                "Albert Speer is an intelligent and rational thinker"
                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                • #9
                  "Asher, give Microsoft the benefit of the doubt."

                  "You know, I have been on the 'net too long."

                  "Oh goody, another Middle East thread!"

                  "I believe in Creationism - it fits all available facts."
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #10
                    "Of course I'd be glad to get off of my computer and go on a date with you."

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                    • #11
                      "On balance, I don't think it's Skanky's fault"

                      "Sure honey, I'll just shut this thing down and come and help you make dinner"

                      "Mine's a Bacardi Breezer"

                      "Now you mention it ... that dress does make you look a little fat"
                      If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                      • #12
                        You're right: eating meat is wrong.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #13
                          FP.

                          "Nah, its too early for a bourbon."

                          "You look tired. I'll do all the housework for the rest of the week."

                          "But we have already made love today. Not again!"
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • #14
                            "Ming is a legitimate child and all around decent person."

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              "Lighten up AH, stop being so bloody serious all the time."

                              "Internet security?!? Bah, I'm not wasting my resources on that!"
                              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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