Dumbest. Movie. Ever.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by JohnT
"God, your taste in movies suck. HARD."

Id say something along these lines, and then punch him in the stomach

[Sheik]

Which do you guys think is dumber?

Phonebooth or The Core

If you don't know about phonebooth is about a man stuck in a phonebooth and if he leaves he will be shot by a sniper.

[Grrr]

Solar powered submarine ... ...
"Sire our submarine is not chanrging up ... it's to dark under water"

ROTFLMAO.




And I thought that "Eyes Wide Shut" was stupid.

[Par4]

I'm kinda interested in Phonebooth, it could be interesting, or as bad as star wars episode 2.

You know, one of those movies that you can't keep watching, they just make you want to kick the director in the testicles then stick your finger in your eye, back up into your brain and swirl it around.

Has anyone mentioned how the core stopped spinning?

Earthquake machines! Secret military program goes horribly wrong!!!

[BustaMike]

XXX is really bad.

Battlefield Earth is the worst high budget movie ever. XXX has nothing on this movie. Want a rat man animal? I love it at the end when the dome is crashing, huge pieces are falling all around, and the people are just calmly walking around. And this movie has shown us that people with cave man quality technology and knowlege can learn to fly harrier jets in a matter of hours with no problem.

Another honorable mention for worst movie ever is Soul Survivor. This one stars Casey Aflec and Eliza Dushku among others and I swear I lost several IQ points and a couple years of my life for being subjected to that ****. DO NOT EVER WATCH THIS MOVIE. It's so bad that it's painful. It's not funny bad like Battlefield Earth, it's just bad.

...and it was CFC's that caused the Earth's core to stop spinning, see without ozone the.... I've gone cross eyed.

[Pekka]

What's the point in Phonebooth? Why can't the sniper shoot him inside the booth? What does the guy do? Just waits and thinks his next move? What happens?

[Pekka]

BustaMike, haha, I've seen Soul Survivors. The only reason I watched it was because it had Eliza Dushku in it, and she's pretty much a hottie. Anyway I want that 90 minutes of my life back. That movie sucked!

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Really? I'm surprised that Tolkien would write something so blatantly daft. I mean, a side door in a supposedly impenetrable fortress?

Well most castles had sortie gates, which were like very secure turnstiles. They were used (as in the movie) to let men out for sorties against enemy besiegers without risking having to open the main gate.

[Frankychan]

Re: Dumbest. Movie. Ever.

Originally posted by JohnT
So my wife and I finally went to see TTT this weekend (don't laugh, we have a baby) and the usual audience hubbub was going on pre-movie. When the trailers came on, people pretty much shut up and when the movie came on, everybody shut up.

Which was good. Except for the fact that I didn't shut up...

There were 4-6 trailers for various films. One of the trailers was (pretty lame for a trailer, imo) for the film "Dumb and Dumberer." OK, it's going to be quick knock-off w/o the original stars in it, no big deal.

Then the trailer after that was for this laugher called "The Core." My wife and I couldn't believe our eyes - this movie looks so dumb, it might make "Armageddon" look like... well, "Deep Impact" ("Armageddon" was pretty bad, so I couldn't exactly say "Citizen Kane".)

Anyway, my faux pas was this: when the trailer for "The Core" ended, during the two seconds that they show the credits, I said, IN A REALLY LOUD VOICE:

"Now that was Dumb and Dumberer!"

The entire audience broke up. My wife had to leave for a minute or two, she was laughing so hard. Everybody calmed down by the time the movie started, so all was good (luckily, there were a few trailers after that).

Was I wrong in doing that?

Damn, I wish I was that quick.

So long as the majority of the people had a god laugh, no harm done in my eyes. That's a good one.

[Shi Huangdi]

If you guys are into dumb movies, see if you can't find any old episodes of "Mystey Science Theater 3000" by the Sci Fi channel. It played old movies that really sucked and this guy with two robots make fun of the movies. It was pretty funny.

[Dis]

The thing about preview is they can make even average movies look great. I admit some of the scenes from the Core looked pretty cool. But I just don't think I can watch it with that bad of writing. This is the problem I had with Armageddon. It takes more than special effect for me to watch a movie.

I admit I seen Independence Day in the movies. But I thought the movie would be a lot darker in tone. Billions of people die, yet they act like nothing happens.

[Dis]

I'm coming out with a shocking admission.

I haven't seen the two towers yet

I just haven't gotten around to seeing it yet. I admit fantasy films aren't my favourite. Although I do like the Conan movies. This movie is too polished. I like fantasy movies with crappy writing, crappy special effects, and crappy acting

D&D movies just don't interest me much. Yet I enjoy RPG's. I can't figure that out.

BTW has anyone seen that movie Dungeons and Dragons? My brother has seen that and said it was OK.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
If you guys are into dumb movies, see if you can't find any old episodes of "Mystey Science Theater 3000" by the Sci Fi channel. It played old movies that really sucked and this guy with two robots make fun of the movies. It was pretty funny.

That show was great.

[Nubclear]

I really odn't see why LoTR has taken off. It's so boring and dry. The acting is bad, the storyline is bad, the movies are bad, the book was horrible......

[Dis]

never read the book. I'll see the movie tomorrow. I generally like to watch long movies at home, not in a movie theater. I have trouble going long periods of time without being naked. And at home this is easier to accomplish.