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  • What is Southern Culture?

    Okay, often I hear about flying the Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia as an expression of Southern Pride. Okay, what the heck is there to be proud of? What is so great about Southern Culture? Heck, just what the hell is "Southern Culture?" What differentiates it from American culture? I'm honestly curious.
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    I think it's the misguided belief that they're different from the rest of America in a good way.
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      The secret's in the sauce.
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      • #4
        Southern Culture = Going out deer hunting, failing to shoot any deer, hitting a deer on the way back with your truck, and then eating the deer.
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        • #5
          Would you describe it as animistic then, shi?
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          Drake Tungsten
          "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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          • #6
            Beleave it or not there are a great many good things about southern culture. They are generally more polite then the rest of the country, they have a strong sense of tradition, an even stronger sense of family & loyality, and best of all the women act more traditionally "femanine" then their northern counter parts.
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            • #7
              the south is everything thats wrong with america...go godless northern industrialists
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
                  The secret's in the sauce.
                  I know you like that Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Reserve, but still...
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                  • #10
                    and best of all the women act more traditionally "femanine" then their northern counter parts.


                    Very true.
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                      Am I the only one that'd love a woman with a career?
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                      • #12
                        Am I the only one that'd love a woman with a career?


                        If you live by the standards of 'Southern Culture', the answer is Yes.
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                        • #13
                          Re: What is Southern Culture?

                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          Heck, just what the hell is "Southern Culture?"
                          You've lived here all this time and still don't know.
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                          • #14
                            He lives in Florida, Dino. Jacksonville, even.

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                              I think I can define the most hated type of person on this forum and I am it.

                              Heterosexual white male conservative christian republican southern American.

                              Evil incarnate.

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