Quickly: How to get a mild case of food poisoning?

[Col Bigspear]

Originally posted by Clear Skies
Don't bother making yourself ill. Just put a pair of underpants on your head, stick a pencil up each nostril and answer any question with the word 'wubble'.

I once had to shoot an entire regiment for trying that

[Dis]

I say fess up.

Damn slackers