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  • sorry. but remembering over 400 made up words from tolkein is sometimes kinda hard


    Ash nazg dubratuluk
    ash nazg gimbatul
    ash nazg trakutaluk
    agh burmuz-ishi krimpatul

    I thought it would be cool to learn that by heart

    and about the balrog who cannot fly:
    even if it could fly, it still needs space to use it's wings, and there obviously isn't enough space for that while falling down. His wings would touch the walls.
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    • Balrog's can't fly dammit!

      On a more black note, was my theater the only one that had someone shout "Jihad" when the orc sapper ran in with the torch to detonate the breaching charges?
      No, surprisingly. I, and people with me, seemed to think the orc with the torch resembled those Olympian runners who run around with the olympic torch and light the fire at the start of every olympic games. You saw that orc running in slowmotion with only a torch in his hand, the orcs around him took a step back to make way. So to me, ironically, it seemed like an Olympian runner...a symbol of peace.

      Of course, that didn't last long when Aragorn told Legolas to shoot the damned orc
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      • A Balrog is one the most powerful creatures to inhabit Middlearth, it could stomp on a ringraith without braeking sweat, of course it can fly
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        • A Balrog is one the most powerful creatures to inhabit Middlearth, it could stomp on a ringraith without braeking sweat, of course it can fly


          Gandalf appeared to be more powerful than this balrog, still Gandalf can't fly.
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          • It's obvious to me at least we haven't seen the last of the battle at Osgiliath. It's probably going to be one of the two big parts of the last movie, which makes sense.
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            • ...i loved this movie ..and i know it will take heat for not including the last part of the book..but the last part ends with very little hope...and so they probably wanted to save the part about frodo's capture for a plot conflict for the next movie..i'm going to go see it again
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              • Originally posted by Big Fish
                so release 2 at a time.
                Since each movie is three hours long, that's kinda what they did.
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                • Originally posted by paiktis22
                  Constantinople must have been an epic battle like this but we didnt have gandalf and the elves.

                  (j/k)
                  There were ten times as many Turks and the city was better for falling to them anyway. Heck, you didn't even have a Patriarch anymore until Murad II reinstated him.
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                  • This was a great movie... 4 out of 4 stars .... I'm going to go see it again. I'm waiting for it to come out in Imax format.
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                    • It was great, bit did they have to make Gimli into some sort of one-line comedian? Humor is ok in doses but not to the point of ridicule.
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                      • Just saw it. Wow.

                        I loved Gimli's comic relief, esp. the "We could have picked a better space" comment when they're waiting for the orcs to attack. The whole theatre cracked up at that

                        Gollum... wow. Gollum's the closest to a nonhuman intelligent creature that has been portayed by CGI, ever. Those movements, those faces...! Loved the inner conversations, heck, loved the hell out the whole character! (Well, except for times at the start - occassionally a bit too real, you know?)

                        Realized that the plot was changed at several places, and wasn't bothered too much about it. Director doesn't need walk the exact steps of the original writer, no matter how much fanboys would prefer it to be so. Aragorn's fake death was a wee bit stupid, though.

                        Loved the CGI - except wargs, for some reason. I had always just imagined them as really big wolves. The warg that looked at Gimli before it was killed by Aragorn looked like a big puppet.

                        Inadvertent crack-up at the start of the film - Frodo feels the power of the ring and clutches his heart, suddenly a mobile telephone goes off at audience - and soon after that, Sam reaches for his backpack. Other inadvertent (almost-)crackups were the overuse of children in the Helm's Deep pre-battle scenes and the arrival of Shadowfax - it was short scene, but somehow made me think of those horse movies for 12-year-old girls. Eh, not that I've seen one.

                        I'm REALLY looking forwards for RotK. Esp. Shelob, big battle scenes and Frodo at the Mount Doom (hope they pull it off VERY good.)
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                        • Yeah, I saw it on Saturday, very good Tempted to go and see it again at some point
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                          • I'll go for a 2nd time for sure.
                            Who else will?

                            3rd time anyone?
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                            • Finally saw it last night. Generally liked it, though not as much as the first one (but it's still better than anything I've seen in ages). Some comments:

                              * Agree with Stefu that Gimli's a riot ("Don't tell the elf" is my favorite line in either movie), but also agree with paiktis that his warrior skills should have been given the same attention as Aragorn's and Legolas'. I wanna see Gimli kick ass, dammit!

                              * I thought there was too much emphasis on narrative this time, and not enought on mythic themes. I loved the moment when the elves arrive at Helm's Deep, and their leader gives the speech about the old days, the ancient alliance, and the need to honor it. At that moment I thought, "Oh, right, this is about something." I love moments like that, and there were too few of them here.

                              * I HATE the fact that Gollum is computer animated. It's not just that he keeps reminding me of ET, Yoda, and Jar-Jar. It's that I find it impossible to work up a serious emotional response to a high-tech sock puppet. Gollum should inspire terror, dread, and ultimately pathos in that profound, ancient Greek sense. Instead he's just kinda cool looking and vaguely amusing. He should have been played by an actor.

                              * I know they have a huge book to adapt here, but I find it frustrating when key plot developments seem to come out of nowhere (or seem to rely on a knowledge of the book). The Elven cloaks work as camoflage? There's a dammed river above Saruman's tower? Some hint of these things before they become central to the narrative would be nice.

                              But that said, I'm looking forward to #3 and will surely see this one again.
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                              • The Elven cloaks work as camoflage?


                                You should watch the Extended DVD Edition,
                                it's mentioned in it
                                I have it, wanna rent it?
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