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  • #46
    ... marry a certain Jewish girl.
    ... become the most famous artist in the 21 century.
    ... skydiving and bungy jumping and all those kinds of things.
    ... travel everywhere, especially Greece, Tibet and some dense mysterious jungle.
    ... meet and smoke a bowl with Incubus.
    ... have kids.
    ... live all over the place.
    ... live in a castle with some friends in Europe.
    ... be in a band either as singer, or bass player, or both.
    ... have one really good true friend (not counting girlfriend).
    ... understand the images in my dreams.
    ... get a tattoo (it will be done when I turn 18!)
    ... be afraid for my life.
    "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

    "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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    • #47
      Meet all the ACSOTers.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #48
        One day I will get over to the US and do the 'Provost tour', and do a bit of sightseeing inbetween my engagements
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #49
          Hobbes forgot to mention sleeping with me, which I know is one of his ambitions.
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #50
            See my daughters grow up.
            Slam dunk in basketball matches a few more times.
            "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
            "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
            - Pekka

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            • #51
              We said realisable ambitions, like reaching the South Pole with nothing but a thin T-shirt and a jam sandwich, or being the first man into space on a handglider. But you are just in the realms of fantasy Boris
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                We said realisable ambitions, like reaching the South Pole with nothing but a thin T-shirt and a jam sandwich, or being the first man into space on a handglider. But you are just in the realms of fantasy Boris
                Recycling old lines given to you by ladies at the pub, are we, PH?
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #53
                  Wrong way round Boris
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #54
                    Yes yes, Boris, but I thought that was a given.
                    "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

                    "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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                    • #55
                      Cruel, cruel tease.
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #56
                        hmm most of mine are sexual fantasies not suitable for posting in this familiy friendly forum.

                        Plus there is little chance of me being able to do them.

                        But what I could post here is that I'm an avid hiker. And I do want to hike down to the bottom of the grand canyon and back up.

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                        • #57
                          *Menage a trois, ou quatre.
                          *Play Master Of Magic 2.
                          *See the Aroura Boerealis (or Australis)
                          *Vote for a Libertarian Fire District manager who has a chance of winning :P


                          Coolest way: fighting off an American communist revolution, asymetrically.
                          Last edited by NeOmega; November 20, 2002, 20:26.
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                          • #58
                            ...tour the world with my band.

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                            • #59
                              I wan't to be like that pipboy2000 and see the post nucklear war world. I still don't have any realistic things to do...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by NeOmega
                                Coolest way: fighting off an American communist revolution, asymetrically.
                                That's a stupid way to die, though I suppose better you than me.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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