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  • #31
    Originally posted by Clear Skies


    Well, I thought I wouldn't aim too high...
    Nah, he's incredibly, incredibly cute
    It doesn't seem very ambitious, and perhaps too easy. Never heard of rohypnol?
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #32
      1. Visit the Kremlin
      2. Write my blasted book. I swear nothing is more frustrating than time constraints.
      Read Blessed be the Peacemakers | Read Political Freedom | Read Pax Germania: A Story of Redemption | Read Unrelated Matters | Read Stains of Blood and Ash | Read Ripper: A Glimpse into the Life of Gen. Jack Sterling | Read Deutschland Erwachte! | Read The Best Friend | Read A Mothers Day Poem | Read Deliver us From Evil | Read The Promised Land

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison
        It doesn't seem very ambitious, and perhaps too easy. Never heard of rohypnol?
        Evil, evil, evil!
        And for me, trust me, it's incredibly ambitious and definitely not easy in the slightest. Getting him to look at me would be a start.
        "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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        • #34
          Visit Tokyo.
          Visit Moscow.
          Visit Jerusalem.
          Finish ANY of the fiction that I've started writing.
          Learn a 3rd language.
          Make a freaking degree of difference in the world.
          Pay back all that certain people have given me.
          DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS

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          • #35
            spend a lifetime with my girlfriend
            The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Slash
              spend a lifetime with my girlfriend
              i bet she watched over your shoulder as you typed that
              <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
              Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!

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              • #37
                I bet your life is complete Lemmy, having being the wild lead of Motorhead and Hawkwind

                Spend a lifetime with a girlfriend? I couldn't think of anything more boring to do with an eternity. But don't worry slash, the magic will wear off, you and your girlfriend will start sleeping around and then you can get some proper ambitions
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #38
                  insert my penis into...

                  ...er...nevermind
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #39
                    To get atleast some ideas what I want to do... Oh and maybe do them too

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by orange
                      insert my penis into...

                      ...er...nevermind
                      Go on...

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                      • #41
                        Would your ambition be to have 'penile reform' tinyp3nis?
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by orange
                          insert my penis into...
                          A pencil sharpener!

                          That'll learn ya to type such things here.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #43
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Provost Harrison

                              Spend a lifetime with a girlfriend? I couldn't think of anything more boring to do with an eternity. But don't worry slash, the magic will wear off, you and your girlfriend will start sleeping around and then you can get some proper ambitions


                              5 years together and still not bored

                              and what do you mean by proper ambition?
                              The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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                              • #45
                                I don't know, climb Mount Everest, circumnavigate the world on a twig, something daring and adventurous? Totally unlike me, of course!
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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