Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!

[Dis]

Source: Al Queda.

I say its worth it.

All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives.

According to Al Queda though, we also have to stop our support of Israel. But that is easy enough.

[DRoseDARs]

When I first heard about this, I couldn't stop laughing! I can't believe that even al Jezeer would accept that this letter they received was legitimate. I seriously doubt that bin Laden or any of his high-ranking cronnies is stupid enough to believe that this conversion could happen. It's clear to me that some nut job (ample supply of those in the world...) sent in the letter, and al Jezeer seems to have bought it hook-line-and-sinker, along with a lot of other western media outlets. I'm sorry, but what a load of crap!

I vote banana!

[spartak]

Hasn't this been closed yet?

[The Mad Monk]

Yes let's...and let American culture do to Islam what it did to Christianity...

[Evil Knevil]

Make it a psychotic living joke?

[Viking Berserk]

yeah, convert to islam lol, that would make the western world so great

[Dis]

Islam is a religion of peace. I say we give it a try

[BlackStone]

Originally posted by Dissident
Islam is a religion of peace. I say we give it a try

Thats very Christian of you

[GePap]

Think of the beer companies! and the pork producers!!!
What will hapen to Jimmy Dean, and souther barbecue? Think of the Hams, think of the beer, the Jim bean, the Rum, Vodka and so forth! You monster!

And having to pray five times daily! Its hard enough to go twice a year to church, if one goes at all. And even the most relegious go what, 3 times a week, maybe once evry day? So five times of prayer a day! And think of what horrible mineret music we would play! Ohhh, and don;t count on our ability to find the right way to point to Mecca. Hell, people can point to the nearest ocean, far less Mecca. And then you have to fast for the day druing an entire month...what does that do to the fast food industry during Ramadan?

And think of all that welfare! Alms for the poor..why that nothing more then the redistribution of wealth! Mohammed was a commie!

And then think of 280 million Americans and thier pilgrimage. yeah, you think they hate us in Saudi arabia now...

It would never work. We must demand tht our savior the mighty banana comes to save us.

[Boris Godunov]

Hey, I was tempted to convert to Judaism so I could eat in the Kosher dining hall instead of my normal campus dining hall, as their food was all-around superior. If I'd do it for food, why not this?

[Guest]

My belief in invisible, flying pink bunnies prevents me from converting to a belief in old, omniscience, beardy guys.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Jac de Molay
My belief in invisible, flying pink bunnies

How could they be both invisible and pink at the sametime?

[DanS]

Ye of little faith. Burn him!

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
How could they be both invisible and pink at the sametime?

I suppose the same way God could be himself and his son and the holy spook at the same time.

[DanS]

Boris is a bore.