Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!

[GePap]

I shall never convert to any belief system that limits my rights as a devout omnivore.

And they only let Jewish students eat Kosher? How discriminatory. Good thing you moved to NY.

[Boris Godunov]

Oh, sorry, I forgot the ubiquitous smilies:

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by GePap
And they only let Jewish students eat Kosher? How discriminatory. Good thing you moved to NY.

Not really, it was a joke.

Still, I would have felt funny eating there all the time and not actually being Jewish. I was afraid of it seeming disrespectful.

[GePap]

From The gospel of Gepap: Meals 13:41

And God said unto Man:
" You shall enjoy the fruits of MY labors. And you shall eat all the creatures of the plain, and of the forests, and of the jungles, and of the seas, and of the rives and lakes, and all the plant that dwell in this world, and even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge I have given you. And you will grow fat and lazy and happy."

AMEN.

[loinburger]

Would Al Queda be satisfied with a mass conversion, or would we also have to cut the hands off of thieves and splash acid on women who aren't "properly" clothed and all that jazz?

[Drake Tungsten]

even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge

See, God even foresaw the Twinkie. How can anyone doubt his existence?

[BlackStone]

This is beginning to sound like Christmas dinner round ours.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge

See, God even foresaw the Twinkie. How can anyone doubt his existence?

Infidel, this passage is refering to soy products, not the manufactured desserts. Those are devil spawn.

[BlackStone]

Originally posted by loinburger
Would Al Queda be satisfied with a mass conversion, or would we also have to cut the hands off of thieves and splash acid on women who aren't "properly" clothed and all that jazz?

I believe that acid is still very much left up to the conscience of the individual believer.

I think that they might be satisfied by a mass suicide followed by a spot of lunch.


Jazz truely the work of the infidel arse ticklers

[GePap]

Sorry Boris:

God was speaking of twinkies, and Ho Hos and Debby Cakes and all sorts of other glorious non-foods.

Soy products?

[Thrawn05]

Re: Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!

Originally posted by Dissident
Source: Al Queda.

I say its worth it.

All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives.

According to Al Queda though, we also have to stop our support of Israel. But that is easy enough.

I rather die, then denounce Iesus.

Just pull a gun out on me. I'll just start saying the Creed... IN LATIN!

[Arrian]

@ this whole thread.

-Arrian

[Stefu]

Would US then have islamic rednecks?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Stefu
Would US then have islamic rednecks?

Isn't that essentially what Al Queda is, albeit better-funded?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by GePap
Sorry Boris:

God was speaking of twinkies, and Ho Hos and Debby Cakes and all sorts of other glorious non-foods.

Soy products?

You will burn in the fires of Boca Hell for your misinterpretation of this passage.