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  • #31
    How can the very author of the Gospel misinterpret his very own passage?

    We have been taking too many lit. classes, haven't we?
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    • #32
      Upon first reading this thread, I was afraid it would turn into a mass flame-fest
      Its nice to see that you guyz can still have fun with such subjects, this thread made me LMAO.

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      • #33
        So if the Prime Minister of Israel announced that Judaism was just another branch of Islam they could then proceed to "have their way" with their entire Palestinian population and then receive al-Quaida's blessing and possibly even their help?
        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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        • #34
          Yeah, they would probably even start crashing planes into the West Bank!
          I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
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          • #35
            This just goes to show the idiocy will never stop and the people who say we should appaise them are wrong. Even if we gave them everything they wanted they would just come up with another idiotic justification to continue acting like the barbarians they are.
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            • #36
              Hmm...I hate to differenciate myself from you Americans However, I would never convert to Islam.

              How bout Bananaism instead?
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              • #37
                Re: Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!

                Originally posted by Dissident
                Source: Al Queda.

                I say its worth it.

                All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives.


                But shouldn´t you also abandon democracy and personal freedoms then?
                Blah

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                • #38
                  I say we force convert all of the Muslim countries to Hindu. We haven't had much trouble from Hindus historically, and they have an accent that I find much more amusing than that Arab one.
                  He's got the Midas touch.
                  But he touched it too much!
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                  • #39
                    Islam is an interesting religion and if it wasn't for the whole drinking thing I'd definately consider it The respect for nature, respect for peace and respect for the individual thing is pretty funky as well.

                    It's fanatics like Thrawn, on both sides, that ruin the whole jejiggers.
                    Res ipsa loquitur

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                    • #40
                      Re: Re: Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop!

                      Originally posted by BeBro

                      But shouldn´t you also abandon democracy and personal freedoms then?
                      Well, we've alread... nah, too easy.
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                      "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                      • #41
                        If we converted to Islam, then Christian Right terrorists would simply start bombing things other than schools, clinics and judges.

                        A ideology that tells you you have not only the right but the moral duty to impose your shibboleths on others is fine -- but in a world in which we have more than one of them then placating *any* of them is suicidal.

                        Screw em all and let their variously vaunted gods sort em out.
                        It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. Benjamin Disraeli

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                        • #42
                          This is a thread that I will laugh and then move on.

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                          • #43
                            I say its worth it.
                            I hope you were joking.
                            Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                            • #44
                              respect for peace and respect for the individual thing


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                              • #45
                                Drake You mistake the actions of a few fanatics. Christianity also has its insane terrorists.
                                Res ipsa loquitur

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