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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sikander
    What you really need is a woman who can bear you.
    No!

    What he REALLY needs is a bear that can find him a woman.

    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Dissident
      but the fact is most women are after a man's money. And don't try to tell me this isn't true.
      I don't know about most women, but my SO makes more money than I do. Don't you just hate that?
      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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      • #48
        You just need a woman who makes more money than you.

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        • #49
          I'm not sure that a woman willing to marry me would make normal kids
          I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

          Asher on molly bloom

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          • #50
            don't know about most women, but my SO makes more money than I do. Don't you just hate that?
            No.
            To me the question is: Do you want more money or less?
            I say more, especially if somebody else has to put in the effort to get it for me. Also, she was pleased as punch when she was #1 and I didn't care either way.
            "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
            "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
            - Pekka

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            • #51
              well a lot of women do make more money than men.

              but think of it this way. If a woman marries a man who works but makes less money than her. She is still nearly doubling her salary.

              Most women probably do make more money than me if they are a college graduate or a stripper. But that doesn't mean they wouldn't want my money.

              Perhaps I've been jaded. I have grown up poor, and I can't help but notice women's behaviour in the poor white trash community. Of course not all of them wanted money. Sometimes women go out with men in jail and such. They obviously have no money. I can't explain that one. A lot of women have an emotional masochistic side anyways. They lack self confidence to get a good man.


              I pretty much have given up on women. At least for this year. I have an obvious new years resolution though.

              but I wonder. If I have my testicles removed will that get rid of my overwhelming desire for women and offspring?

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              • #52
                Well I know you don't want a serious answer

                But relationships are about what you put into them not what you take out of them.

                If all you're worried about is yourself - forget marriage. It isn't for self centred people.
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #53
                  well I don't consider myself self-centered. At least not more than the average american (although that might not be the best example ). I do have a dog I love. I figure a woman is pretty much like a dog, and that is how I treat them

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                  • #54
                    Interestingly my next comment was going to be you are going into this like you were buying a dog
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #55
                      Threads like this one boost my self esteem I may be a bad boyfriend, but at least I'm not you.
                      "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                      "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                      "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                      • #56
                        Dissident makes me feel proud.

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                        • #57
                          Dissident, I wouldn't be waiting to meet your wife on Apolyton if I were you.
                          "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
                          "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
                          - Pekka

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                          • #58
                            Why? A lot of the guys here would make excellent wives.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • #59
                              I got the perfect answer!

                              Marry a Bear and become Grizzly Adams II. Just keep your Vodka locked up, a drunk she bear and her "Honey" might not be funny.
                              Last edited by Promethus; November 15, 2002, 02:57.
                              The ways of Man are passing strange, he buys his freedom and he counts his change.
                              Then he lets the wind his days arrange and he calls the tide his master.

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                              • #60
                                The best part is he cannot see what is wrong with his attitude
                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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