I need to find a woman to bear my children

[Dis]

can a single white guy adopt a child?

I doubt it. They would think I'm a child molester.

[Dis]

hey I drink expensive vodka

[Dis]

I've actually heard a few horror stories from mail order brides. Don't know if they are true.

But most of them are just after your money.

Although that shouldn't be such a suprise. They are essentually prostitutes anyways.

But the problem is they aren't trustworthy prostitutes. Well few of them are. But I don't go bringing prostitutes into my home and give them access to my bank account.

Although that 50 ish Russian chick might not demand joint bank accounts. I could tell her I'm poor (of course I really am poor) and she'd believe me. She wouldn't dare divorce me and try to take all my money, because I have no money.

[Promethus]

Dissident

You are domed to be single forever if you think that all women are only after your money. So I guess that you will walk in that desert of yours forever

[Dis]

but the fact is most women are after a man's money. And don't try to tell me this isn't true.

This is also in a woman's biological nature. They go for men that can support them and their soon to be family. Men with money do that better than men without money.

I have no problem with spending money on a woman. I do it lavishly.

I do have major, major problems with the travesty called alimony. And the travesty of family courts. How is it if a man earns all the money that he has to divide his possesions in half (sometimes more than half) to give to a woman who never works a day in her life? And don't tell me women offer the needed emotional support to make all that money. I made money just fine before marriage.

[Asher]

How is it if a man earns all the money that he has to divide his possesions in half (sometimes more than half) to give to a woman who never works a day in her life?

It's to teach you a lesson.

Next time, find a woman who will work or is willing to sign a prenup.

[Dis]

has any woman ever signed a prenup?

[Asher]

If they don't, that makes life a whole lot easier for you.

[Promethus]

Dissident

Face it you are doomed until Phill, the ruller of ISL and all Heck grants you a wife.

LHMOYHS

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Dissident
but the fact is most women are after a man's money. And don't try to tell me this isn't true.

This is also in a woman's biological nature. They go for men that can support them and their soon to be family. Men with money do that better than men without money.

I have no problem with spending money on a woman. I do it lavishly.

I do have major, major problems with the travesty called alimony. And the travesty of family courts. How is it if a man earns all the money that he has to divide his possesions in half (sometimes more than half) to give to a woman who never works a day in her life? And don't tell me women offer the needed emotional support to make all that money. I made money just fine before marriage.

He's a real catch girls

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Asher
If they don't, that makes life a whole lot easier for you.

You lost me there. How exactly does it make it easier for the man?

[Ishtar]

Oh, come on guys....not all woman are like that!

[Sikander]

What you really need is a woman who can bear you.

[rah]

Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
Ming and Rah are both "non practicing" Catholics.

Correct.

When we were younger, we were altar boys. I guess it's good that we were twins and always together there so the priest could never get us alone.

[Gary]

Re: I need to find a woman to bear my children

Originally posted by Dissident
Do men have a biological clock?

Not with such a blatant cut off point, like women have (unless it literally is cut off ) but yes, your sperm are less and less capable as you get older, so conception becomes less likely, and the chances of any offspring having problems grow more likely.