I need to find a woman to bear my children

[Dis]

Do men have a biological clock?

Lately I've been thinking I'd like a woman to have my child. Maybe because I'm getting close to 30. Some men have 6 children by the time they are my age. I'm afraid it will never happen.

I've been thinking of putting a personal ad looking for women to bear my children. Do you think that will go over well?

I really feel I have to get my life in gear. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

So anybody know any women looking to get knocked up?

[Zylka]

Just make a 3 minute visit to your local junior-high school now and again

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Re: I need to find a woman to bear my children

Originally posted by Dissident
Do men have a biological clock?

Lately I've been thinking I'd like a woman to have my child. Maybe because I'm getting close to 30. Some men have 6 children by the time they are my age. I'm afraid it will never happen.

I've been thinking of putting a personal ad looking for women to bear my children. Do you think that will go over well?

I really feel I have to get my life in gear. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

So anybody know any women looking to get knocked up?

Two words: Child Support.

If you want to get your life in gear, buy a Boxster. They're cheaper than child support monthly, and the payments are 5 years, not 18.

...Are you nuts? If you want kids, wait until you're in your 50s, when you can afford them and are too old to enjoy the freedom you won't have anymore.

I feel better having saved you from ruining your life

[Bereta_Eder]

you can get one ready

[Bereta_Eder]

(adopt)

[Hobbes]

I have the opposite problem (well, I wouldn't call it a problem, just a state of events). I have a girl that I love terribly, but we're far to young to getting into that yet.

Oh, and 6 children?!!! Consider yourself lucky you don't have six kids! Leave that to the Catholics, boy.

[Promethus]

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[Bereta_Eder]

or the muslims

[Hobbes]

Or even the Mormons. :d:

[Alexander's Horse]

I'm sure the women of the world will be pleased to know you're now available for reproduction

[Bereta_Eder]

or the gypsies

[notyoueither]

Let me guess. Ming is playing golf with flourescent balls...

[Bereta_Eder]

Why is he a catholic?

[notyoueither]

Possibly. I've never enquired.

[Hobbes]

To me, Ming seems like more of a closet Scientologist.