Apolyton coffee shop: Putting the 'suc' in success!

[Frozzy]

Okay, 11 trillion billion million thousand and 1 Turkish Dollars?

[Skanky Burns]

Ahh, no wonder I'm mildly annoyed. Or is it because my drink has not been served yet?

[CapitanGarlic]

.stibbar ytsriht-doolb fo xob a si won thgir tog ev'I llA


Take it or leave it.

[Frozzy]

I'm going to join the queue. DD, 4 Tuis please. One for you, Skanky and H Tower, my CG Huntin' buddies

[Frozzy]

Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
.stibbar ytsriht-doolb fo xob a si won thgir tog ev'I llA


Take it or leave it.

I'll take 'em!

* RedBull s******s with his nefarious plan

[H Tower]

seems I need someone to read me a reincarnation scroll, but I need a finn to do that for me, but our resident finn won't be back until the holidays...

/me floats around the shop in an inanimate state.

DD: are you sure that you don't have any scrolls that don't require you to know finnish?

[CapitanGarlic]

*hands box to redbull*

Well, if it just needs the avatar scapegoat, I could help...I don't speak any finnish though...perhaps spanish?

Tengo fiebre de bailar!

[Frozzy]

Hmmm... now how am I going to pull off this coup?

* RedBull stands on the stage with Apolytonian flag behind him. The bunnies are listening to attention*

Now bunnies! Your sole purpose on this mission is to regain sanity to this coffee shop! We must do this by culturally dividing the Coffee Shop. Serb seems sexually attracted to Capitan Garlic, who is the resident Avatar thief's resident replacement. So! We must work together, side by side, with our allies, in our fight, Evangelion and beyond, to bring justice to the evil dictator which is... hmm... seems the enemy culture is merely a democracy we are trying to portray as a dictatorship...

Anyway bunnies! You must stop this axis of evil from spreading into the veins of DinoDocism and CoffeeShopism. You must learn the history of the coffee shop, even, perhaps, back to the days of Mao and pre-vB history. Mr. Bunniewabbit will teach you all of this edited information in short bitesized parts. He will also teach you about the evils of Suomi, and why the avatar-thieves must be crushed. We are allied with the Bobbleheads of masterful H Tower, the generous DinoDoc, who serves free drinks at the bar, and the most blameful Skanky Burns. We must also leave Immortal Wombat to himself, though I feel he will side with us in the future.

Go Bunnies! I wish you war and good tidings. Be one with the world, and remember that what comes will come, and we'll have to meet it when it does!

* RedBull issues each bunnie with "How to kill a Finn" and "DinoDocism for Dummies" books, and a SA-80A rifle before releasing them

[Skanky Burns]

I'll take a stab at reading the resurrection scroll. After all, it is my fault you are dead in the first place.

/me grabs a resurrection scroll from the Infinite Storeroom.
Well, here goes:

Mutta ei stressata siitä joka päivä, koska tänään on hyvä päivä vaikka sitten väkisin perskules! Nimittäin ois tossa ranskis Nikita, ja aion kattoa sen. Ja sitten pelaan jotain hyvää peliä. Jep.

/me moves a killer bunny off his seat, grabs another drink waits for the spell to affect H Tower.

[DinoDoc]

/me gives everyone thier drinks.

I hope that you enjoy them.

H Tower: I'll start looking for an English scroll. It may take a while to find though.

[DinoDoc]

Skanky: Are you trying to turn H Tower into a woman? !?! That was the wrong scroll.

[H Tower]

maybe I should posses a bobblehead and live through it until DD can re animate me...

of course, that would involve attaching a bobblehead link everytime i post in the coffeeshop

[Skanky Burns]

Oh well. Apolyton does need more women, though.

[H Tower]

/me posses' a markos bobblehead doll



I am the site owner, I demand Respect and worship from all of you! especially Ming if he ever comes him. Bow before me!

[Frozzy]

Attack the imposter rabbits!!!

* Rabbits shoot H Tower