Apolyton coffee shop: Putting the 'suc' in success!

[devilmunchkin]

awww...*pokes h tower with a stick* but is he REALLY dead? man...it's a little early for the hard stuff but here it goes *downs the bourbon* oooooeeeeeeee! i feel better already!

[H Tower]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* Assassinates H Tower, then grabs the bottle from his dead hand.

Hey thanks, DM, my favourite!
* Skanky Burns pours DM a drink, then makes one for himself.

i was onyl catching it for you since i thought you had had too many to be able to catch it yourself, it would be a shame to waste good bourbon

[DinoDoc]

/me hides the ressurection scrolls

[H Tower]

/me possess DD's body

Free drinks everybody!

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by H Tower
* H Tower possess DD's body

* DinoDoc's head spins 360 degrees

[devilmunchkin]

so...if you possessed his body...where did the spirit of dd go????????? he a poltergeist now?

[Skanky Burns]

* Catches the spirit of DD in the now empty bourbon bottle.
I wonder if we can get a few wishes out of him.

/me passes bottle to DM.
Try it out.

H Tower, sorry about that. I've really got to break this habit of killing you every so often.

[Frozzy]

Whats going to happen now theres no bar keep?

I want my beer now!!!

[Frozzy]

Also, I seem to have lost my smilie army. Anyone seen them?

[H Tower]

I serve the drinks for a while now until DD finds a way out of that bottle and someone resurrects me of course, I do a bad job serving drinks so someone dying of thirst should ressurect me fast so DD can serve you.

/me gives redbull his beer

[Serb]

*Serb walks in, three wanderers follow him*
*points finger on H Tower*
- It's him holy fathers, he is all yours.

*First preist, aproaching to H Tower*
- Begone demon.
*Second*
- Return to hell
*third, throws a holy water on DD body*
- nam takih tut ne nado
*all three starts to pray*
*DD body shaking and screaming, lightings are everywhere*
...twenty minutes later...

*DD shakes hands of preists,*
DD: thank you fathers, thank you so much, you can't imagine what is it- to be possessed by such demon as H Tower
Priest: Perhaps you should convert to true faith now?
DD: Yeah, sure, where should I sign?
*priest* Come to Church son there you will be welcomed...
*Second priest to Serb*
this place sucks...dazhe charku otzam ne podnesly...
Serb: I know...I know
Serb: Holy fathers would you mind to make a picture for coffee shop hall of fame?
priests: Why not?

[Serb]

Dino, don't thank me, we are allies now, remember?
I hope those guys will convert you to true Church.

[Provost Harrison]

I have the equipment to fight this 'orthodox' attack

[Serb]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have the equipment to fight this 'orthodox' attack

*looking on Provost Harrison avatar*
Hmm... let me guess- a golf sticks?

My priests looks much more cool then yours. Your priests looks like evil guys. I'm telling you- they are evil... those guys killed Jesus How could you trust them?

[Provost Harrison]

They are the means to an end.

GO RABBIS, GO!