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  • /me exits the storeroom, carrying something in a box.

    Now, to unveil my project finally. A drumroll please.


    Presenting the complete series of Neon Genesis Evangelion, with all characters replaced by Ming or Markos bobbleheads! Kass' sanity doesn't stand a chance! And they though Finns were evil.

    /me puts it on all the tv's in the Dutch section, forcing Kass to watch.
    The bobbleheads enjoy the show.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • it burns. IT BUUUURNS.
      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
      "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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      • Originally posted by Skanky Burns
        So I presume that included the dutch section.
        Why wouldn't it? That was one of the customers' favorite spots in the shop.

        DD, should we torture the Kass Cultiers in the Dutch Section? Its starting to get on my nerves...
        You don't even has to ask permission for that! Take CG away now!

        dm: Let me see if I can find an anti-love potion in the back. DD dodges the effects of the glorious war going on Ah, here it is. Here is the cure you seek!

        /me gives Skanky a bourbon in appreciation for his diabolical idea.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • can the bobblehead army get a little credit around here? afterall, they did capture the leader of the Kass Cult.

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          • /me gives H Tower a vodka martini, shaken and not stired.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • Great

              Smilie Army dopes up CG



              Great Now he's in the Dutch Section...



              No ones gonna get out now



              Ladies and Gentlemen I hereby introduce the re-emergence of the Smilie Army,committed to the defense of the Coffee Shop.

              DD, what about now. Kass seems tranced and can't escape, and CG is captured. Do we commence Phase II?

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              • ack! dino! it backfired! why is mark g looking so good right now?! help!
                "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                • I'm either going to put this down to Kass' vengeance after the sabotage of his Evangelion series, or the plain fact that Skanky screwed it up while he was commiting his master plan in the storeroom

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                  • Wonderful drugs! Whee!

                    *rolls about on floor*
                    Talent Optional

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                    • Originally posted by redbull
                      I'm either going to put this down to Kass' vengeance after the sabotage of his Evangelion series, or the plain fact that Skanky screwed it up while he was commiting his master plan in the storeroom
                      Hey, since when have people started blaming me for things?

                      /me drinks his bourbon happily.
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • The guy's dillusional! Fire!!!!



                        Grand... *Sees CG's bloody body on the floor*

                        It's not over until its over.


                        Thats better. Gee, all this ordering makes me thirsty. DD, an L+P please

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                        • And what exactly is Kass doing that wasn't planned for? He is currently in a trance, and in about 20 minutes more (at the end of the series) his head will explode like they do in Lemmings. It should be quite entertaining for everyone.
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • Get your free front row tickets! See the Hated Kass Cult leader get excecuted! Free front row tickets!!!

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                            • I'll buy 2!!
                              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                              • I want one

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