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    The final and ultimate proof for the truth of Christianity

    Let's face it: The bible is a work full of contradictions, incoherencies, nonsense and plain stupidities. It is so contradictory and fuzzy that accepting it is absolutely unlogic. No one has the slighest chance to proof the bible right, neither by empiry nor by logic, one can't even argue with probabilities of the bible as a whole being true. In the contrary, daily experience seems to tell us at every instance that many parts of the bible are not congruent with reality.
    Yet uncountable people, sages, philosophers and wise kings have accepted christianity to be the only truth which explains the world we're living in. If they did so despite all the contradictions there must be something so deep in their hearts, an enlightenment which is deeply rooted in the essence of their minds which can be nothing less than the ultimate and unquestionable driving force of our universe, the eternal Christian God.

    (Satire, free from the arab chronicler Masudi who told the story of a coptic old man explaining why he believes in christianity)
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.
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    Yep, another copout explaination for such blind faith. Masudi is yet another person too ignorant to be bothered with using logic to defend his position. If he tried, maybe he could, maybe not, but at least he would have tried.

    If there is a God, s/he gave us a brain. If s/he wanted blind followers, s/he would have made ALL OF US brainless. Clearly, most Humans are not brainless, just clueless. So we can conclude two things, either: A) There is no God, or B) There is a God, but s/he wants us to actually USE our brains.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      If its all crap why does it bother you so much? Just ignore it.
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #4
        What about the fact that the Babel Fish doesn't exist? Don't you think that would prove a thing or two?
        This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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        • #5
          What religion does Masudi adhere to?

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          • #6
            Bah! There is only one true God, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, blessed be her pearly hide!
            "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
            - Lone Star

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            • #7
              Bah! There is only one true God. Zeus, the God of Thunder. And he shalt strike thou down for thy blasphemy!
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #8
                You forget me, the Shirerithian dolphin-god of UNIX...
                This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                • #9
                  Hmmm, or was Thor the God of Thunder?

                  Regardless, one of them is the one true God.
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #10
                    IS NOT!!
                    "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
                    - Lone Star

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                    • #11
                      Thats it, infidel, I'm declaring a jihad on you!
                      Or is it crusade?
                      Well, watch your back. Once I figure out just which type of holy war I just started, I'll be coming after you.
                      My God told me to.
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #12
                        fuzzy
                        That is my word, wernazuma...

                        Anyways, yeah religion sucks... it is probably the cause for many of the world's problems. As you notice, I do not believe in god.
                        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                        • #13
                          Re: The final and ultimate proof for the truth of Christianity

                          Originally posted by Wernazuma III
                          (Satire, free from the arab chronicler Masudi who told the story of a coptic old man explaining why he believes in christianity)
                          There's a story in Boccaccio's Decamerone (might be the first story in the book IIRC) about a Jew turning into Christian for the same reason
                          You make my life and times
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                          • #14
                            Infidels, the Ten Foot Hare will crush you all!
                            (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                            (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                            • #15
                              42. OPRAH'S ARGUMENT (II)

                              (1) Check out this video segment.
                              (2) Now how can anyone watch that and NOT believe in God?
                              (3) Therefore, God exists.
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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