$300 speeding ticket

[Capt Dizle]

When I was a dumb ass teen I got drunk once in little town just accross the state line. We were cruising the main drag. I was pissed a my girl friend cause she wasn't home when I went to pick her up. (she was married but thats another story). So when she came by in another car with a load of girls, I turned around and chased them in my Z-28 Camero. Problem was the little town patrolman got behind me. I was headed out of town and directly to the state line so I took off. Out ran him, but he radioed the highway patrol in my state to pick me up at the state line. But they were late getting there.

So now I had ditched the police but that b1tch was still riding around and I had to deal with her so I turned around and went back across the state line and right into main street. Couldn't find her and I had to pee really bad so I pulled into their little park and stopped by the flagpole. I got out of the car and pissed on that flagpole. About that time the little patrolman sneaks up behind me with his gun drawn and tells me to put my hands up. I put one up, but the other was busy. Anyway, I got locked up for drunk driving and speeding, 145 in a 35. The guy said, man, you were really handling that car good. I was too drunk to walk straight.

Anyhow, I got mom and dad to bail me out. And then I went and found that girl.

But one thing I didn't do was b1tch about the ticket.

You lamers.

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You 110 mph over, WHILE DRUNK! That's completely your fault. You kept that speed while chasing after someone! I went 32 over, WHILE PASSING SOMEONE! Not to mention that I was sober. So the two situations are hardly comparable.

[DinoDoc]

Are you still whining about that ticket, 1? I wouldn't be suprised if the judge slaps more fines on you for your attitude if you are this annoying at court.

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Dino, 2 things.... my thread, you don't have to be here, so don't complain about people discussing things you don't like in a thread that isn't even yours. Another thing, I wasn't whining to JT, to classify as that being so, requires you to change the definition and context of the actual word. I was rebutting.

[Capt Dizle]

Originally posted by 1
You 110 mph over, WHILE DRUNK! That's completely your fault. You kept that speed while chasing after someone! I went 32 over, WHILE PASSING SOMEONE! Not to mention that I was sober. So the two situations are hardly comparable.

I agree entirely twerp, that you can hardly be compared to myself or any other over 40s here. We came from a different time when young men were real men who raised real hell and wiped the hall floors with snot nosed "kewl" little whining momma's boys who **** their pants every time a cop pull in behind them or a girl expected them to get a hard on.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Yeeeeeha! You tell 'er, JT.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by 1
Dino, 2 things.... my thread, you don't have to be here, so don't complain about people discussing things you don't like in a thread that isn't even yours.

Just a minor point of clarification. You don't own threads here. Mark, Dan, Ming, Rah and I do.

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JT, you an old dewd too? You guys just don't intimidate me in the slightest. You had your years, you're old hat now, no one cares about you. Its MY time now, so move over you decrepid has been.

[SlowwHand]

You tell 'em, 1. Old farts.

[Asher]

I like this thread.

[SlowwHand]

Jimmy, DinoDoc, and MtG

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by 1
JT, you an old dewd too? You guys just don't intimidate me in the slightest.

You don't rise to the level of being worth intimidating. You're just here for our entertainment. Oh, and to ask us if we'd like ketchup with that order of fries.

Its MY time now, so move over you decrepid has been.

Go get 'em, tiger.


He sloww, ain't you older than even Ming?

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MtG, you are making wild assumptions about my financial situation. Since yes, I am dependent on my parents, they ARE my financial situation. My father alone prolly makes more in a year than you have in your lifetime. You have any idea what you are attacking? I have as much chance of being poor as the sun has of blowing up tomorrow.

[SlowwHand]

no, he and rah are about 10 months older than I.


Speaking of Ming and Rah,

[NeOmega]

Originally posted by 1
MtG, you are making wild assumptions about my financial situation. Since yes, I am dependent on my parents, they ARE my financial situation. My father alone prolly makes more in a year than you have in your lifetime. You have any idea what you are attacking? I have as much chance of being poor as the sun has of blowing up tomorrow.

Oh..... My..... God.......

Kep raking in those speeding tickets, you'll find out real fast it isn't how fast you make it, it's how fast you spend it.