$300 speeding ticket

[Seneca]

It's actually very easy to not speed. Just try it. 70mph doesn't actually feel much different to 80mph. See?

Now you have a whole new world of never getting pulled over and never paying fines opening up in front of you...

[Asher]

/me wonders if anyone has picked up the act yet and figured it out.

[Seneca]

Sorry, I've only just noticed this thread is 20 pages long and you've probably stopped talking about the original subject several weeks ago...

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Asher
* Asher wonders if anyone has picked up the act yet and figured it out.

But of course. That's why it's so much fun. This is definite archive material. A true OT highlight.

[Asher]

Ming is either playing along or thinks 1's being serious. Hard to tell.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Asher
* Asher wonders if anyone has picked up the act yet and figured it out.

It's easy to figure out...

Part One.
Start thread out of anger about how he was pulled over unfairly and then given a big fine... and how he did nothing wrong. And how the cop was a jerk

Part Two.
Continue to defend such actions even though he was in the wrong

Part Three.
Get pissed that nobody is on his side.

Part Four.
Can't admit he is in the wrong so he keeps trying to change the subject and tries to start a distracting flamewar

Part Five.
Finally figures out how stupid he looks, so he tries to get everybody to believe that he really is doing this just so his thread can get to 500 posts

Part Six.
Nobody believes it for a second, and all laugh at just how silly he looks.

Does that sum it up Asher

[Seneca]

Having read some of the last few pages, I realise my boring, on-topic post was entirely inappropriate, and I apologise.

[Asher]

Can I get a clear statement from you, Ming:

Do you or do you not believe he really did get a $300 ticket and he was serious, even at the beginning? Yes or no would be good.

[Ming]

From his whining... I would say yes. He actually sounded pissed that some cop "dared" pull him over for his actions... and then gave him an excessive ticket that he thought he didn't deserve. Every post made in the beginning indicates to me that it happened, and that he was really pissed about it.

Good enough Asher

[Asher]

The last line in the first post gave it away at first for me, the comment about being pushed further left.

Then again I know 1 better than most people here so maybe that's an unfair advantage.

[MichaeltheGreat]

So is he your DL, or someone else's?

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Asher
The last line in the first post gave it away at first for me, the comment about being pushed further left.

Then again I know 1 better than most people here so maybe that's an unfair advantage.

Unfair for you maybe.........

[Ming]

Originally posted by Asher
The last line in the first post gave it away at first for me, the comment about being pushed further left.

Then again I know 1 better than most people here so maybe that's an unfair advantage.

Frankly, I don't think you knowing him gives you any kind of advantage. I'm still convinced that his first post was a serious one.

And since you know him, maybe you are just giving him the ONLY possible out by implying that he might have been kidding from the beginning... So even if you were to say he was kidding... I wouldn't believe it... because everything he has posted has it made it totally clear to all the posters here what kind of person he really is.

[SpencerH]

I think my attempt to change the thread topic to how we got out of outrageous speeding fines was a better thread topic. It failed, but then I'm not so good at this verbal "rough and tumble".

[SlowwHand]

Fez!