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  • When Did You First Become Aware Of Ming?

    Ok, before you or your quick-draw ferret brother lock this, just see. That's all I ask.

    Ming. He can be pretty funny, huh ?
    Sometimes funny , sometimes funny , but
    sometimes (with good reason).

    I used to hang exclusively at League.
    League was pretty much an entity all it's own, as far as I could tell.
    There had been things written about this person, Ming; but I pretty much chalked it up to rumor and propaganda, kind of like the Abominable Snowman and the Loch Ness Monster.

    So I posted a thread at League, and someone, I'm still not sure who, but I thought it was dangime, moved it to Off-Topic.
    I didn't know **** from shineola about Off-Topic. As far as I was concerned it was a forum dealing with "What's Wrong With Whores" and "Terrorists are mis-guided".
    (wait a second. It is that way )

    So I posted it in League again. It got moved again.
    Well, I went off my nut on that one.

    I went every where in the forums posting something like


    Ming chasing me down all over the place.
    "Don't do it again, Sloww", says Ming.
    Being so easy to get a long with, I hurredly did it again.

    Bam! A ticket to the dreaded Mingapulco, where paiktis would end up stealing my cornbread.


    So what did you see, the first time you realized the Legend was true?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    18 minutes after I was born, I learned I was not alone.

    RAH
    I'll let Ming make the call on this thread
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      Well, I was 8, and Flash landed on this planet Mongo, and there he was.
      I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
      i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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      • #4
        first time i ever heard about ming was when i had to smuggle in cornbread to slow
        and tried to beg for parole
        "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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        • #5
          his reputation precedes him
          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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          • #6
            I was in touch with my inner "Ming" years ago.
            I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
            and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.

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            • #7
              Ming closed my very first thread about a day or two after I first arrived.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                ming has closed and deleted threads of mine, had me banned etc

                but he was right on all accounts

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by walruskkkch
                  I was in touch with my inner "Ming" years ago.
                  Does that mean that deep down your a bastard?
                  I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
                  i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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                  • #10
                    But of course, I was a moderator you know.
                    I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
                    and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.

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                    • #11
                      i never became aware of Ming
                      not in the banning sense anyway
                      <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
                      Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!

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                      • #12
                        i have been sent to Mingapulco so many times i know the place like the back of my hand The first time is when I made a Apolyton Sucks thread. Yes i remeber that faithful day Chris62
                        Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer

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                        • #13
                          Ming who?
                          We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                          If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                          Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                          • #14
                            Addicted to Civilization 2 message boards...summer 1997 I think?
                            www.my-piano.blogspot

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                            • #15
                              ...well, the meteors falling to earth were a big hint.
                              |"Anything I can do to help?" "Um. Short of dying? No, can't think of a |
                              | thing." -Morden, Vir. 'Interludes and Examinations' -Babylon 5 |

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