What ails ya?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'm impressed by all the wart-bearers we have.

If you ever have a petting session with a blind person you may find they can read you like a book.

[Provost Harrison]

Well it is kind of coincidental that this thread full of warthogs comes up on while I have had warts unexpectedly springing up all weekend seemingly from nowhere...

[DaShi]

Been to France recently?

[Gibsie]

I have a cough.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


They are warts as they are on the soft parts of my hands in little points, they have just shot up over the weekend. They aren't serious but unsightly. I wonder if I have shaken hands with someone I shouldn't have done

there is a certain sort of wort which shows desease

yours sounds unusual, so I would reccomend getting it looked at

Jon Miller

[Jon Miller]

umm

Jon Miller

[monkspider]

I have weak knees that are probably going to completely give out one day soon.
I have a hip that tends to dislocate itself every once in a while.
My hearing is crap.

Other than that, I feel great!

[Provost Harrison]

Yes, I have had a really draining flu whilst trying to work a full week which absolutely killed me. I am OK now, but I was dead on my feet last week. I think my immune system has been a bit run down lately

[Sandman]

Current chronic problems:

Blackheads. My nose pumps out more oil than Kuwait.

Shortsighted.

Allergic to concentrated lemon drink and bright lights. Yes, lemon drink. That artificial stuff in proletarian supermarkets. Real lemon juice is fine.

Ralph Wiggum-esque bleeding noses. Daily.

Vanished chronic problems:

Asthma. Gone since I moved out of my parents home.

Eczema. Gone for ages.

Warts, 10+ on each hand. Don't take any crap from the doctor about using chemicals or liquid nitrogen to burn them off, what you need is local anasthetic and a surgical tool. He ripped the three biggest ones off and it sparked an immune response which eliminated all the others.

[Jon Miller]

my hearing is bad

and I need glasses but do not wear them

and I have asthma and allergies (pretty bad)

Jon Miller

[Provost Harrison]

Well I am using a bit of glutaraldehyde to keep them under control at the moment, it worked like a treat on my verrucas and the last time I had warts

Ah yes, I have (near as damn it) perfect eyesight. I think I would be lost without it (if you pardon the pun )

And I seem to have shocking teeth. Every time I go to the dentist I need a new filling or three, although I brush my teeth religiously (no, not with a crucifix )

[Provost Harrison]

You know what? When I think about how bad life is and want to end it, I'll just think 'At least I'm not chegitz'

[Bas]

I'm physically okay, I should sport more but everything works fine.

[chequita guevara]

I forgot to mention I have tinnitus. I also have Seasonal Affactive Disorder, like RJ mentions. However, now that I'm in Florida, this constant sun has me in a blissful state, when I'm actually out in it).

On the flip side, I used to have incredible sight. I am rather annoyed that I am now down to 20/20 vision. I have a very strong sense of smell, which is both a bane and boon.

RJ, what I mean by an allergy to extreme cold is that I break out in hives when exposed to cold. I first noticed it in highschool while practicing American football. And me living in frigid Chicago for the next 20 years.

[Bosh]

Let's see:
-evil mutant bolivian athelete's foot that's been on the sole and part of the heel of my foot for nearly ten years now.
-nearsighted
-mild hypoglysemia (the opposite of diabetes).
-minor heart murmur.
-chipped tooth (goddam beer bottle )
-chronic stiff neck
-chronic sinus headaches
-really bad sense of smell
-I get ear infections at least once a year