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  • #91
    mild asthma
    mild depression
    mild acne (various places)
    underweight
    bad back
    RSI
    some mild allergies
    Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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    • #92
      I didn't put down lactose intolerance because that isn't a medical condition. That is the norm for humans. It is only after thousands of years of drinking cows milk have Europeans developed continued ability to digest lactose. But I'm not entirely European ancestory.

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      • #93
        But I'm not entirely European ancestory.
        I, fortunately enough considering my love for ice cream, am.
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        • #94
          WASPs all da way!
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #95
            Jesus, Che! All that and you have hair that is 3 feet long! When are you going to post your picture?

            I have no health problems. I have a pulse rate of 48, a Blood Pressure of 100/60, 10% body fat, etc. The only thing that I have is a sore elbow from patting myself on the back all day.
            "The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is to have with them as little political connection as possible... It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world, so far as we are now at liberty to do it." George Washington- September 19, 1796

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            • #96
              Yeah, I'm so sure that is what your sore elbow is from, riiiiiiight...
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #97
                Boris, my girlfriend does that job for me.
                "The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is to have with them as little political connection as possible... It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world, so far as we are now at liberty to do it." George Washington- September 19, 1796

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                • #98
                  mild depression
                  acne on my face (it comes and goes)
                  overweight (6'2", 230 lbs)
                  chronic tiredness (i just don't sleep enough)
                  stretch marks on my bicepts, sides (near kidneys), and stomach
                  belly hair , no chest hair... seems odd
                  "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                  - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                  • #99
                    Unknown GI issues
                    Coke bottle glasses
                    Vasovagal syncope aggrivated by unknown cardio issues
                    Acne
                    Morbidly obese
                    Post concussion syndrome
                    No sense of smell
                    Clinically depressed
                    Issues from failed vertical banded gastroplasty
                    Migraines & cluster migraines
                    CTS
                    Low blood pressure
                    Food allergies to fruits and a good number of veggies
                    Environmental allergies
                    Hips and shoulders that dislocate frequently
                    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                    • The war between Provost Harrison and the wart on his thumb is over. The wart has been comprehensively defeated and is in retreat
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • Well if you had warts on your hands to begin with like me, I can imagine perfectly well how it got up there you filthy bugger
                        Grrr... never had warts anywhere else, actually. I must have been too close to some of the more witchy ladies in the office
                        One of my friends still picks his nose and eats it, at 29 thats really loverly.

                        The doctor ended up freezing it off, but it came back, so I ended up ripping it out.
                        Res ipsa loquitur

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                        • Ewwww and ewwww...

                          (one to old person picking his nose and eating it and the other to picking your wart off)
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • It had to be done... it flapped in the wind!
                            Res ipsa loquitur

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