What ails ya?

[DRoseDARs]

Depression,
Lower-Back pain,
Upper-Neck pain,
Chronic headaches,
Nearsightedness,
Astigmatism,
Seasonal allergies (who doesn't?),
Occasional muscle spasms *twitch, twitch*

Me = 21 yrs old

I R being all effed up.

[Jac de Molay]

Astigmatism
Depression and Anxiety (depersonalization disorder)
the beginnings of arthritis.
Alcoholism
Mild hay fever

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Myopia.
Psoriasis. Hi, flakey bits!
Buggered cartilage and a very moody cruciate ligament in left knee. Ow. Ow.
A (benign) tumour the size of a golf ball in the bone of my right humerus.
S.A.D.. That's fun. I love spending 6 months of the year in a foul mood.
Athlete's foot. I am the fungus magnet.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Oh yes. My hearing is buggered by the rock'n'roll. Tinnitus, high-end loss, the works.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Caligastia
I am very short-sighted, but thats easily corrected by my contact lenses. Unfortunately I cant get disposables in my prescription though.

Also I seem to be getting allergies in spring lately. I was never allergic before, but in the last couple of years I have had some sneezing and coughing.

Apart from that Im pretty healthy.

Must resist obvious joke.

I'm too nice.

[Provost Harrison]

Athletes foot

Borderline asthmatic (if judged by lung capacity, however no allergic response and normal salbutamol reversibility)

Allergic to Lynx deodorant

Slightly overweight

A sudden outbreak of warts on my hand

Sebacious cyst on left shoulder (approx 2cm diameter)

Otitis externa (eczema like condition of the outer ear)

Quite trivial things really, certainly nothing that would alter my life (the worst is the otitis externa, which would require painkillers if severe, and causes a constant discharge).

Apart from that, no lifechanging allergies or conditions...

[Pavlov]

Like Cali, very short-sighted. (In every meaning of the word) Thanks to some lenses the cost of the Hoover dam I'm completely perfect vision. Sometimes I can use my eyes to zap bugs.

Oh and I get dandruff quite quickly when I forget to wash my hair for a while.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by DaShi


Must resist obvious joke.

I'm too nice.

Youre too kind.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
A sudden outbreak of warts on my hand

Warts or callouses?

Seriously though, they are eisily treated. The doctor can freeze them off a couple of times and they wont come back.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Che- you mention that you're allergic to extreme cold.

Does this allergy manifest itself as your extremities turning black, then going gangrenous? Or by your developing hypothermia?

[Starchild]

Near-sighted,

Occassionally I hear a high pitched ring when there is no obvious source (what's the name for this? I forget...)
I blame that on my infrequent club hopping bouts as a circuit queen.

There is something fuuked up with my left knee. It aches at times and can sometimes be mildly painful. I blame that on my kung fu lessons.

My wrists crack (like when you crack your fingers) and my neck cracks at times. The wrists have been doing that for as long as I can remember. The neck started after I started working in retail, standing up straight for long hours pretending to like customers I hated.

Wisdom teeth are coming in....

In extreme cases (extreme drunkness, extreme lack of sleep) I get low scale visual and audio hallucinations. Nothing freaky really...hard to describe.

Oh, and I think I'm allergic to dogs at really high concentrations. One or two dogs, I'm fine. But when I lived with seven of the creatures, I woke up sneezing every morning for a year.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Caligastia


Warts or callouses?

Seriously though, they are eisily treated. The doctor can freeze them off a couple of times and they wont come back.

They are warts as they are on the soft parts of my hands in little points, they have just shot up over the weekend. They aren't serious but unsightly. I wonder if I have shaken hands with someone I shouldn't have done

[DaShi]

Ice cubes make him break out in hives.

I once knew a kid who used to break out in hives when a bee stung him. Then one day the bees started living in the hives. When they ran out of hives, they would sting him again and make new hives. I hear he makes a good living off the honey though.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


They are warts as they are on the soft parts of my hands in little points, they have just shot up over the weekend. They aren't serious but unsightly. I wonder if I have shaken hands with someone I shouldn't have done

Probably. In any case, the best way to get rid of them is to freeze em off.

[DaShi]

Or pick at 'em.