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I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.
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Topics are for losers. Eventually everything is dicussed.I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.
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Originally posted by Chris 62
Very good, you win a cookie, because they didn't allow an attack, they ordered a liberation of Kuwait,Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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The anti-US whiners were wrong, as usual, what a shame.
i think i missed it, but how did you come to that conclusion?
Oh and be more specific, what were they wrong about?<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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Originally posted by Thrawn05
This just in...
There is word that Iraq is puttin conditions on the inspectors, namely they can only search military bases.
Anyone else hear this?
Of course. The head of the current inspections regime is going to meet with some Iraqi officials today, so we'll see what's going on."Let us kill the English! Their concept of individual rights could undermine the power of our beloved tyrants!"
~Lisa as Jeanne d'Arc
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From the Borowitz Report:
IRAQ AGREES TO WEAPONS INSPECTIONS; CHENEY BEGS THEM TO RECONSIDER
Don’t Make Any Hasty Decisions, Vice President Urges Saddam
Just minutes after the government of Iraq agreed to the unconditional return of U.N. weapons inspectors, Vice President **** Cheney urged the Iraqis to reconsider their decision.
“Let’s not be too hasty about this,” Mr. Cheney urged the Iraqi government. “You could be making a huge mistake here, guys.”
Mr. Cheney added that accepting weapons inspectors back into their country was a “big decision” and encouraged the Iraqis to “sleep on it.”
But hours after Mr. Cheney begged the Iraqis to reconsider, Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein released an official statement of his own, leaving little doubt that he intended to stick with his decision.
“Not only am I sure that I want the weapons inspectors to come back to Iraq,” Saddam’s statement read, “but I am totally stoked about it.”
A less enthusiastic response to Saddam’s decision came from U.S. General Tommy R. Franks, who had just moved his CENTCOM office from Florida to Qatar in preparation for military exercises in the Persian Gulf region.
“No way!” General Franks said when informed of Saddam’s decision. “You’ve got to be yanking my chain!”
Meanwhile, an aide to the Vice President said that Mr. Cheney was returning to his secure undisclosed location for a few days “to be alone,” but denied that the Vice President was “sulking.”
“The Vice President is an optimistic man,” the aide said. “This is a bump in the road, but he is still hopeful that Saddam will change his mind and refuse to allow weapons inspectors to return to Iraq.”"When all else fails, a pigheaded refusal to look facts in the face will see us through." -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
So, if the US hadn't bought off everyone on the Security Council and the UN hadn't authorized an attack on Iraq, do you think that Bush wouldn't have gone ahead anyway? Right, the SC allowed an attack.I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.
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Originally posted by Kyle
Of course. The head of the current inspections regime is going to meet with some Iraqi officials today, so we'll see what's going on.
Rules of inspections:
1: Only can inspect Military bases, overseen by officals
2: Can only inspect on even days
3: Can only inspect when the second letter of the day of week is 'u'.
4: Can only inspect when thr eldest goat dies at 3:00pm
5: Can only inspect when Venus is eclipsed by the sun.
6: Can only inspect when the Moon is Blue.
7: Can only inspect when the Viagra sanctions are lefted (saddam is bored).I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!
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Originally posted by walruskkkch
Ah! Alternative history. I bet Bush41 would have gone ahead without the UN security resolution. Of course how the UN could have let Kuwait be annexed by Iraq is another matter.
Actualy, Bush41 was going to LET iraq take kuwait. It's just that when the Saudi's started pulling money out of the US by the plane full, Bush41 conceded and started pressureing Iraq to pull out.I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
So, if the US hadn't bought off everyone on the Security Council and the UN hadn't authorized an attack on Iraq, do you think that Bush wouldn't have gone ahead anyway? Right, the SC allowed an attack.
Bush senior was actually Hitler's grandson, don't you know?
God, I LOVE Communists, they have such a colorful view of history!I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG
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Originally posted by Thrawn05
Actualy, Bush41 was going to LET iraq take kuwait. It's just that when the Saudi's started pulling money out of the US by the plane full, Bush41 conceded and started pressureing Iraq to pull out.I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.
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Originally posted by walruskkkch
I would try to respond to that but in all honesty and forthrightness I could say nothing that wouldn't come across as condescending and insulting.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
Why do you think the OT is in existance?I might as well just save you all the trouble... Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un bâtard, Ming è un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bêkartem, Ming är en horunge, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.
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