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Originally posted by Tiamat
Thanks Dino and sorry about the mess. I'll keep my bouncing down to a minimum.
Thanks Dino and sorry about the mess. I'll keep my bouncing down to a minimum.
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I hear that from all the ladies
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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Dang dragon! Upsetting my coffee break! Get Out!Originally posted by DinoDoc
**Dares H Tower to tell a dragon to leave**
It would at least provide some entertainment for the rest of the customers.
*points towards the door*
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This means war!Comment
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tia seems to be offline now so i guess i survived! 
better leave before she comes back.
*heads for the exit quickly*Comment
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**burst into tears** You big meanine!Originally posted by H Tower
Dang dragon! Upsetting my coffee break! Get Out!
*points towards the door*
Fine I'll leave.
**walks towards the door**
**PMS MOOD SWING**
**all five heads do a full 360 rotation and flames emit from all ten nostrils**
YOU PUNY LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE......DID I MENTION LITTLE AS IN YOUR PENIS SIZE!!!!!
Batter up!!!
Here let me warm that coffee up for you we wouldn't want it to get cold now would we.
**flash fries H Tower's coffee mug and hand**
**mood swing over**
There that's better. Awwww does itty bitty little one want me to kiss it and make it all bwwweeter
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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And unfortunatelyOriginally posted by Tiamat
There that's better. Awwww does itty bitty little one want me to kiss it and make it all bwwweeter
I hear that from all the ladies too
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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cg pops in with bandalero and AK-47. "I liberate this coffee shop in the name of the oppressed peasants and workers of Apolyton! . . . oh, and I'll take a triple decaf espresso mocha iced with skim milk please, thank you."Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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guess i didn't leave soon enough. stupid stealth view.
**flash fries H Tower's coffee mug and hand**
[strangled voice]water, please[/strangled voice]
*dino gives H Tower water*
Awwww does itty bitty little one want me to kiss it and make it all bwwweeter
yes please
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**Sneaks up behind chegitz and smashes his weapons with her famous baseball bat**
OPpppsss
sorry chegitz. Damn mood swings.
Ok H Tower I guess it's the least I can do after flash frying your hand. So whip it out and I'll kiss it
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Dino whispers to che that he doesn't have any workers to oppress as of yet and then hands him the drink he ordered.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Dino! after insulting the princess, the least i can do is buy her another drink, give her whatever she wants, especially since she's kissing my "owie"
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OOOOOoooOOOOoooooo a man after my own heart. Free drinks! I'll kiss anything you want for free drinks.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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"Mmmm, good drink."
*takes a few ice cubes and puts them down Tia's back*
"This should take care of your hot flashes."Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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**shudders** Ahhhhhhh that feels much better. Don't forget my talons. A dragon could get used to this
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Well I'm off......as if that's ever been open for debate To many errands to run for the little dragons. Hold the fort and try not to get into to many fights while I'm gone.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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