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  • #76
    Originally posted by DinoDoc
    You're in luck. The delivery just came. Here's your flash frozen drink.
    it isn't for me, give it to Tia. maybe after that she won't be flaming anyone

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    • #77
      /me points at the plasma gun, causing it to melt

      I'm likin' this whole spectre of evil thing

      BTW, I know an arms dealer that has a bunch of cutting-edge plasma rifles. You want me to contact him for ya, Azazel?
      oh god how did this get here I am not good with livejournal

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      • #78
        *pulls out an old, wooden sign littered with many many many holes.
        ah... i knew this would come in handy... just like ol' home sweet home...

        *walks over to entrance, hangs up sign:
        "NO WEAPONS ALLOWED"

        *sips from empty cup again.
        B♭3

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        • #79
          Take the arms dealing outside Vlad!
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • #80
            Originally posted by H Tower

            it isn't for me, give it to Tia. maybe after that she won't be flaming anyone

            MMMWWWHHHHhhaaaaaa no such luck Tower! **rubs belly to stoke the fires**

            I do so enjoy flame throwing. Well I'm stuffed so many knights and seamen. Why do sea men taste so salty? Uggghhhhhhh need something to wash him down with.
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #81
              What'll you have?
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #82
                I will have a Puff. It's a wonderful new drink I discovered recently on my birthday.

                Take a shot glass and fill it with Peppermint Schnapps and add just a dash of club soda. Wait for it to settle for a few seconds and cover and slam on the bar and drink the fizz down. **licks all 5 lips**
                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                • #83
                  Here's your free drink.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #84
                    They're not in yet? Oh, well...

                    *puts box of white chocolate crossbow bolts away*
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • #85
                      *Azazel wakes up*

                      Azazel :whoa, how long was I asleep ?

                      DD: for more than a few hours. .

                      Azazel : damn.

                      DD: and Vlad said that he'll be meeting you , something about 'bussiness' to discuss.

                      Azazel: . well, I sure could use some coffee, Dino. how about an instant?
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #86
                        **DD slips drugs into Azazel's coffee and goes out to meet Vlad**
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • #87
                          I'm not the one selling the weapons. That squirrel just outside is.

                          /me points to a squirrel carrying a BFG-9000
                          oh god how did this get here I am not good with livejournal

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                          • #88
                            Azazel: hbrrrrf. *shakes head rapidly * whoa, man.. that's some coffee .. wohhhooo , the room looks funny now.... *goes around the room, grabbing chairs, and throws them out side * BAD CHAIRS !!!
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #89
                              *Azazel grabs chair H Tower was sitting on, making him fall to the floor*

                              H Tower: Hey!

                              Azazel: Shut up!

                              H Tower to Tia: want another free drink? go flame Az then and its yours

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                              • #90
                                DD (unaware of the violence brewing in his shop): How much for the BFG-9000?

                                Squirrel: 5000 acorns.

                                DD: ....

                                DD: **mutters something about highway robbery** Here's your acorns.

                                DD takes the BFG - 9000 and heads back to his shop to find...
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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