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  • #91
    .. Vlad tied up to a chair , and Azazel trying ( in vain , due to all that medication ) to shoot him with the plasmagun
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #92
      *transforms from squirrel into human form*

      *smiles fiendishly*
      Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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      • #93
        You mustn't forget, I'm a 50-foot-tall spectre of evil, remember?

        /me breaks the ropes and promptly gets a shot of plasma to the head

        Funny, that almost tickled.

        /me points at Azazel's plasma gun, vaporizing it

        /me goes off to find some more evil coffee
        oh god how did this get here I am not good with livejournal

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        • #94
          Oh, these acorns will make a fortune on the Marsupial-Rodent Exchange.

          Proprietor, some champagne, please.
          Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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          • #95
            Hey , I am only 8 1/2 feet tall, but I am bad and spiky. Noone does that to me.
            * put on that cute invisibility power-up and a railgun from Quake 3*

            hahahaahahaha, now you can't see me ....... . this lost all the fun sense right now.

            Now where's that bartender?
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
              You mustn't forget, I'm a 50-foot-tall spectre of evil, remember?
              **looks at fingernails while looking bored**

              Am I suppposed to be impressed that you are 50 ft tall? I'm a 200 ft tall Dragon with 5 heads and red hair who is prone to PMS. Now who do you think is more evil?? Excuse me for a moment.....

              **Tia stands all the way up and pulls all five heads and necks to full extension while breaking through the roof of the coffee shop**

              **pokes heads in the front door while still through the roof**

              You were saying oh puny one?!? **s********

              Yes your 50ft size does not impress me unless......well.....other body parts are 50ft....then we can talk
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • #97
                DD shoots Azazel in one of his legs for being an arse and gives champagne to a disturbingly familiar looking Kassiopeia.
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #98
                  Danke schön. *sips champagne*

                  Tia, y'know, Vlad's a minor 'n all.

                  *takes a look at his drink*

                  Then again... *shrugs and drinks the rest* Who am I to blame?
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                  • #99
                    DD: how about a drink instead ?
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • What'll you have?
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • Originally posted by Kassiopeia
                        Danke schön. *sips champagne*

                        Tia, y'know, Vlad's a minor 'n all.

                        *takes a look at his drink*

                        Then again... *shrugs and drinks the rest* Who am I to blame?
                        Well I always have liked them young But I will behave while the baby is in the shop
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • Azazel: a vodka please. and some olives, and a pretzel with it.
                          DD: A pretzel.
                          Azazel: yes , a Pretzel!
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • DD: Wierd bastard.

                            Hands Azazel his drink and then turns around to find a...
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • Wombat, requesting a top-up
                              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                              • I'd like a dose of reality and a chocalte shake

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