Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Richelieu]

*opens his eyes, and yells:*

GET'EM OUT BY FRIDAY!

*and goes back to sleep*

[H Tower]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
You wouldn't dare.

you're right, i just wanted to see if someone would actually do it

[DinoDoc]

Looks like no one has taken up your challenge so far.

[Shadowstrike]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia


Oh, thank the Yods, SS has returned amongst us.

*sips non-leperous hot chocolate*

Actually this is just a JavaScript speaking. The real Shadowstrike has escaped beyond the Frontier.....
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Joking! You think I'm serious!?

[ColdWizard]

why's the shop made out of dinosaur bones?

what's a dinodoc?

which dare?

/me casts cone of cold on DinoDoc

/me rummages behind bar looking for valuables

[Patriqvium]

A pot of mercury decorated with alchemists' symbols for me, please. Shaken, not stirred. And put one for those little pink paper umbrellas on it.

[The Mad Monk]

*The door flings open*

TA-DA!!!

Barkeep, your strongest capucino with a shot of your finest Frangelico!

A Dwarven Hammerskald and a Thunderdoom Troll in my latest MageKights purchase!

I'M CELEBRATING!!!

[H Tower]

what happened?

[DinoDoc]

* DinoDoc breaks ColdWizard's spell

Pat: Can you give me a minute to find our pot of power? We don't get much call for it.

* DinoDoc hands a cup of our strongest capucino with a shot of our finest Frangelico to TMM, the geek

While searching for the pot of power, DinoDoc runs into...

[Shadowstrike]

...a cu-out of Mao and Comrade Dan before they tried to purge one another.

The cutouts started strangling each other....

[DinoDoc]

DinoDoc, horrified by the site of the animated cu-outs, stumbles over the pot of power. He then picks it up and takes it to Pat.

**Wonders why no one is using the karaoke machine**

[Kassiopeia]

*sings using the karaoke machine*

Vain niminä muistamme heidän nyt kulkevan, hämärään kahlaten, ohitse historian, ja nuo olennot kuin oma äänesi, puhuvat sinulle vain kuin et kuuntele....

[Serb]

*BANG*
*Serb open the door with kick, door is falling.*
- Who said free drinks here?
*he is a bit exited*
- Halyava? I bez menya? Nu yanki, nu huyepleti. Chto, skuchali bez menya, demoni?
*calms dawn*
- Gentelmens, where the f*ck I could find Mr. David Floyd?
* Walking into bartender direction*
- I'm slightly drunk today, and I'm seeking somebody for boxkicking,
*stops, screaching his head*
... asskicking?....butkicking?
*looks into Kassiopeia's direction*

- Who is torturing a cat here? Eto chto eshe za goryachii finskii rapper?
*Kassiopeia still singing*

- Somebody shoot him, I can't concentrate because of this cacophony.
*bang*
*noise of falling body*
- Thank you.

- hmmm...What the f*ck I was talking about? Ah...kickbutting...no.... kickboxing? Yep, for kickboxing.

-Does anyone saw him recently?
*Walking into bartender direction*

-Barmen, you have only three choices:
1) You can call to police -Togda, pizdec vashey policii.
2) You can try something, like tranquilazer darts- Togda, pizdec tvoey zabegalovke.
3) You can give me my "Yoursh" it's "Ruff " on your monkey language. Don't tell me that you don't have vodka and beer- Togda mi prosto milo pobaltaem.
-The choice is yours. Think twice, my words a backed with vaccum bomb.
*place small package on table*

[Mao]

*sigh* karaoke...what's this place come to...

[DinoDoc]

Shoots the annoying drunk with a tranq dart and puts him in a chair where he won't bother anyone else. His drink is left next to his sleeping body.