Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Serb]

[Few seconds later after bartender left the drink near sleeping body]

*Serb smell the air*
- YOURSH!!!!!!!!
*Grab the glass and drink it quickly*
- Wtf was that? A dart!!!
-Barmen, the warning has been given. Say good buy to your shop. Pizdec, tvoei zabegalovke feldshir dinosavrovii."
- QQQ next time stick the sign better. You know, the wind has gone it away.
-DD, let me introduce my little freind.
* took the package he put on table, open it. It's some kind of strange looking device. He make few manipulations and this thing turns into deadly looking flamethower*
- It's "OOM" "Ognemet Ohuyitelnoi Moshnosti" mark 2. A pretty nice toy, a Russian invention of course.
*Bartender piss in his pants*
-Time to warm this place dude. I hate how you make "Yoursh". You put to much beer and too little Vodka.
*Point flamethower on karaoke*

-And I hate karaoke too.
*burst*

[DinoDoc]

Serb's bomb turns out to be a dud and he gets shot with another dart for his trouble

[Serb]

-Not this time bartender, not this time. Siberian alcoholics gain immunity to all forms of poisons, if they survived first time. I guess you never heard about this?
*Point flametrower to bartender and sing: Fight fire with fire"
-Didn't I tell you that someday you will pay for Sevastopol? Time to pray DD. I'll give you five seconds.
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[Kassiopeia]

Shat. This morning when I took out the thermometre from my armpit and it said 18 degrees Celsius, I just knew this day would turn out bad. Should've stayed in bed.

[DinoDoc]

It's OK, Kass. I filled his flamethrower with liquid soap while he was out the first time.

[DinoDoc]

Now here's some more vodka, Serb. Go over there and stop pestering the customers.

[Serb]

hmm...vodka? Pure vodka? Not some kind of piss with juce?
*down's his flamethower a little, looks interested*

[Kassiopeia]

Well it didn't matter really. I died last night. Not a big change really. I'm a bit numb here and there... it's pretty cool, both literally and psychologically. I can dive for awesome lengths and stuff like bullets are just a nuisance.

[Serb]

*point flamethrower on strange looking figure*
-Excuse me sir, but who the f*ck are you? A spectre, a ghost, a zombie, the Frankenstain?
*Turns to bartender*
-So, you said something about vodka. Nice move bartender. So, is it pure vodka or what? I'm start to losing my paitience.

[DinoDoc]

Pure Russian Vodka. Just delivered. Now go over there and stop bothering the customers, if you want it.

[Kassiopeia]

What would you recommand as a drink for someone a bit dead?

[Kassiopeia]

I just chatted with a friend... I disagreed with him a bit. He's reply was, "do you think this is a good day to die?" He's in for a little surprise.

[Serb]

Pure Russian Vodka. Just delivered. Now go over there and stop bothering the customers, if you want it.

-Russian? Exellent!!!
*drinks a half of the bottle*
-Nice, really nice, pure Russian.
*Put two bottles in his pokets*
- Ooops....bartender. I think I need to go in bathroom. Where is the boy's room?

*bartender points direction*

*Serb, while walking*
-You know, your place isn't so bad after all. At least you have real vodka. Fix the jukebox, I would like to hear Soviet hymn later.
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[Serb]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
What would you recommand as a drink for someone a bit dead?

*voice from WC*
-YOURSHhhhhhh.
*caugh*

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
What would you recommand as a drink for someone a bit dead?

I'm sure that I could scrounge up a ressurection scroll if you want.