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  • #61
    ...reveal my raging homosexuality, which I will furiously deny when questioned about my love trysts with a 43-old male stripper named Butch, who...
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • #62
      has incriminating pictures of myself in full leather and chains along with a top polictical figure screaming "whose your daddy" while he........
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • #63
        ...enrols me in the Republican Party. None the less, we must not forget that...
        'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
        - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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        • #64
          ...those damn liberals would have our cities burn to the ground to protect their trees and forest fires...

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          • #65
            ...because they believe that greenery should be protected in the name of third-world poverty, as they hate and disdain all sorts of economic progress, and still believe in something as utterly whacked as global warming...
            B♭3

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