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  • #16
    ...with a chainsaw. But questions persist...
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • #17
      ...as to what Rush Limbaugh would eat without communists and Muslim extremists around, bring attention to the fact...
      ku eshte shpata eshte feja
      Where the Sword is, There lies religion

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      • #18
        ...that he looks damn good in a suit now, at a svelt 170 pounds...
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #19
          .....and don't forget to pick up one of our new T-shirts which says, "No I'm not deaf, I'm just not listening to you!", which are available for purchase....
          He's got the Midas touch.
          But he touched it too much!
          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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          • #20
            ...on the quite well known Poly store, with a price tag you don't even dare to see as...
            "Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver

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            • #21
              ...anything other than an equilibrium level determined by market forces...
              www.my-piano.blogspot

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              • #22
                ...is the work of satan himself. However, femo-nazis...
                'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
                - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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                • #23
                  ...are just campaigning for increases in "rights" that already favour women anyway...
                  www.my-piano.blogspot

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                  • #24
                    ...and thus, are as evil as Hitler...
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #25
                      ...who had some great ideas in my opinion but was vastly misunderstood especially by the ...
                      What?

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                      • #26
                        ...bleeding heart liberals now responsible for the extermination of all free-thinking and patriotic american individuals while simultaneously...
                        B♭3

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                        • #27
                          ...masturbating to pictures of Hillary Clinton, who...
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #28
                            - even though she won't admit it - really thought that that cigar Bill gave her tasted wonderful, almost as good as...
                            What?

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                            • #29
                              ...processed tofu-burgers so favored by the liberal extremists who want to mandate that nobody be allowed to eat a nice, hearty, american, t-bone steak, cooked in its own delicious juices over hickory wood chips...
                              B♭3

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                              • #30
                                which as almost as tasty as Jews find the blood of Christian children to be, which...
                                Stop Quoting Ben

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