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  • #46
    ...those hallowed walls would only become filled with scrawled "tags" such as "I don't eat my friends", or "The fact that I eat quiche doesn't mean I'm homosexual"....
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #47
      ... which is a blatant lie because the leftists in France spread queerness throughout the world ...
      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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      • #48
        ...despite the fact that they are usually passed out rather than active under the tables....
        We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
        If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
        Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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        • #49
          which isn't surprising considering those sissies can't fire a gun straight so how can you expect them to know how to drink and anyways they're almost as bad as those commies : the...
          What?

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          • #50
            ****s.

            (OOC- Hey! No autocensor!)
            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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            • #51
              The ****s are commies ?
              I was going for the ****s!
              What?

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              • #52
                ...the so-called 'conservative party' of Britain...
                'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
                - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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                • #53
                  ...just aren't right-wing enough - we all know that EiF is really a commie left-wing pinko lesbian in drag...
                  Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                  • #54
                    ...who would personally like to hit you doggy style at the break of dawn, freak you nasty wild in an airplane lavatory, smoove b-style, while simultaneously trying to indoctrinate you into the mysterious was of homosexual communistic theology and corrupt your...
                    B♭3

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                    • #55
                      mind until your gray matter turns into the consistancy of a jelly donut at which point Elvis will.......
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • #56
                        ...come out of hiding to reveal, in fact, that he was J. Edgar Hoover's...
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #57
                          ...gigantic sense of patriotism he showed when he persecuted all those dirty Communists with...
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #58
                            ...a pitchfork, before deciding to see if they were truly communist atheist heathen witches by testing to see if they weighed more than a duck...
                            B♭3

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                            • #59
                              ...(I deny that I was one of those Communists. Just becuase it occured at my university, and the records of university political party membership have mysterously dissapeared doesn't mean anything)...
                              'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
                              - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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                              • #60
                                except that I had to parade around like a Communist so that my real identity would remain conceled so as not to.....
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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