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  • #31
    ...is a filthy camel-humping Arab lie spread by liberal extremists, who continue to...

    (Conservatives are supposed to be PRO-Jewish now, Boshko! Get in on the act!)
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • #32
      ...bash those wonderful, god-fearing but unsaved Jews instead of those evil heathen Mohammadeans who are on a rampage in the middle east...
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      • #33
        while waiting for the air lifts to drop large quantaties of KY jelly so that they can.........
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #34
          ...build even more dangerous weapons of mass destruction for saddam, who must go...
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          • #35
            to prison.

            THE END.
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            • #36
              (Conservatives are supposed to be PRO-Jewish now, Boshko! Get in on the act!)
              Nonono. Pro-Zionist, anti-Jewish-Conspiracy-taking-over-America
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Q Cubed
                ...build even more dangerous weapons of mass destruction for saddam, who must go...
                ... to hell, with all the anti-American pinko commie atheist anti-God Satanist liberal Demonrats after we kill them all and convert them to the literal word of Gawd and Jebus, but first...
                oh god how did this get here I am not good with livejournal

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                • #38
                  ...we'll have to liberate all conservatives by restricting all the joys of life by banning all music, but as I say this, a neo-Jewish orhtodox Jew eats a banana with...
                  "Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver

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                  • #39
                    ...spotted owl sauce. Which is another pleasure of life those demonic Lie-Berals are trying to ban from us, unless we...
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #40
                      reinstitute the poll tax and use it to replace the unconstitutional income tax, after all the UK has fallen into the hands of socialists since it was abolished...
                      Stop Quoting Ben

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                      • #41
                        ...which is irrelevant, since this column comes from godly America, not socialist hell-hole of Britain, where...
                        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                        • #42
                          ...people drink bier and have a wierd sense of humor that reflects their ties to the workers and labourers, instead of showing signs of glamorous American conservative humor and...
                          "Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver

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                          • #43
                            in any case, we should all thank our lucky stars that we live in a democracy, for the people, by the people, united under god, and under the Christian god it is that we stand, for we would not want to be slaves under the anti-freedom, anti-democratic Mohammedean god of Allah, as...
                            B♭3

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                            • #44
                              ...Louis Farrakhan and Cynthia McKinney would have us live...
                              KH FOR OWNER!
                              ASHER FOR CEO!!
                              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                              • #45
                                ...in a nation where people randomly murder and rape people because there's no Ten Commandments, which, by the way, we should plaster all over the schools and courthouses, because otherwise...
                                oh god how did this get here I am not good with livejournal

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