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  • Apolyton's own 1 sentence conservative column!

    Following on from the suggestion in Stefu's thread... I'll start.

    I know it's not "politically correct" to say this, but...
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    ...if you want to increase government funding, lower taxes...
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #3
      ..., which are a form of legalized theft,...
      It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. Benjamin Disraeli

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      • #4
        ...that disproportionatly affect the wealthy, the power that drives our great economy...
        KH FOR OWNER!
        ASHER FOR CEO!!
        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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        • #5
          ...which is also driven by merit, which should be rewarded, rather than meeting racial quotas...
          B♭3

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          • #6
            ...which are an awful, awful thing...
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • #7
              , almost as bad as the UN's plan to starve Americans.
              All syllogisms have three parts.
              Therefore this is not a syllogism.

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              • #8
                ...and invade with black helicopters and put President Clinton back in power...
                John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                • #9
                  ...president Hillary Clinton...
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                  "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                  • #10
                    Who will bring Girrrrrl! Power and great happyness upon the USA.
                    The ways of Man are passing strange, he buys his freedom and he counts his change.
                    Then he lets the wind his days arrange and he calls the tide his master.

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                    • #11
                      you ended the sentence??

                      Are you a moron??????
                      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                      • #12
                        Those are the questions I need to ask from liberals on a daily basis...
                        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                        • #13
                          ...who, like communist traitors, promptly begin whining about Afghan and Iraqi civilians...

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                          • #14
                            ...and the criminal theory of so-called global warming...
                            'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
                            - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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                            • #15
                              ...whose effects would be easily alleviated by a program to eliminate all communists and Muslim extremists...
                              He's got the Midas touch.
                              But he touched it too much!
                              Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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