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  • #46
    imagine if they monitored your interenet sites you visited and sent the information to your mother.

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    • #47
      I think she'd be relieved that I didn't actually spend 24 hours a day on Apolyton.
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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      • #48
        Originally posted by DRoseDARs
        I'll add this page to my favorites list.

        Videostore clerk. Never. Never in a million years would I work in that job. Just talking with friends I can get all the TMI I would never want, but in a public business? No thank you.
        I actually worked as a porn store clerk while I was in graduate school, and I wouldn't trade that experience for anything. And it wasn't this kind, either, with a discreet adult section away from everything else; no, it was a full-out XXX bookstore, with mags and toys up front and booth in the back. If we'd had the web back then (this was the late 80's), I'd have had a blog for sure. As it was, the job -- and the many, many entertaining stories it generated -- made me the center of attention at damned near every party I went to.

        On the downside, I always worked the last shift of the evening, so I was the one who mopped up.
        "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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        • #49
          The journal has been updated.

          Ali has quit her job at the video store. While sad in a way, this has gotta be a good thing. Pushing porn for a living makes for a fascinating internet diary, but I think she'll be better off outta there. I sure hope so, anyway.

          It looks like the journal is over, it shall be staying in my bookmark folder, though, stuff this good is hard to find.

          Thanks Ali!
          If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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          • #50
            Awww.

            The story about the two customers, one young and one blind, who formed an unstoppable gay porn-searching tag team was a modern classic - there's no other word for it.

            I wonder if someone's planning to publish this in a book form.
            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
            "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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            • #51
              Ali quit?? Good God NO!



              End of a brilliant series.
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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