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    One of the more interesting things I've found on the internet in a long time, very well written mix of funny depressing and thought-provoking and the only offensive bits are pretty much inherent in the subject matter...

    Beats High Fidelity hands down

    edit: new entries up, w00t!
    Last edited by Bosh; October 22, 2002, 23:50.
    Stop Quoting Ben

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    That was really interesting. I highly recommend people check it out. A person with a great writing style, an inquisitive mind and one of the weirdest jobs you could have - porn clerk.
    What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?

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    • #3


      Very interesting.
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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      • #4
        This guy should make a book out of it.

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        • #5


          A suprsingly interesting read.
          "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
          -Bokonon

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          • #6
            yeah, surprisingly enough, it's kinda witty and clever.
            B♭3

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            • #7
              a great read
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Juggernaut
                This guy should make a book out of it.
                FYI, that's a female writing that stuff.

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                • #9


                  I like this paragraph best.

                  I served the Symbiots several times and, though nobody at the store agrees with me, I came to the conclusion that it wasn't a sexual relationship. I'm even pretty sure that they really were uncle and nephew. I think they had somehow discovered that they were both gay and formed an interesting team - separately, they couldn't get porn, but together they were unstoppable
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    Yeah, that was a good line.
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • #11
                      The bit about the music got me the best, was laughing so hard, such a great mental image of sleazebags slouching around to the sound of chirpy scandinavian dance music
                      Stop Quoting Ben

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                      • #12
                        The last thing I want to do at the end of my shift is check out a little porn. (This is true of the guys too, actually, and sometimes it freaks them out. To be a 20-year-old male and numbed out to porn is, apparently, a scary thing.)


                        This part made me
                        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                        • #13
                          I'm not very happy at the way I was written up - I wiped those damn tapes
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #14
                            She's not a bad writer. Very interesting read, IMHO.

                            Gatekeeper
                            "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                            "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                            • #15
                              Porn Clerk...someones got to do it I suppose.
                              I see the world through bloodshot eyes
                              Streets filled with blood from distant lies.

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