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  • #16
    The last thing I want to do at the end of my shift is check out a little porn. (This is true of the guys too, actually, and sometimes it freaks them out. To be a 20-year-old male and numbed out to porn is, apparently, a scary thing.)


    Actually, I know some guys who work a nearby strip club, and they're basically numb to the whole experience of naked women around them on a daily basis. They say, all things considered, they'd rather be with clothed women 'cause it's part of the allure and the mystique.

    Just goes to show....

    Dave
    "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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    • #17
      But how could anyone ever get tired of such fine video serieses as **** Pigs?
      Stop Quoting Ben

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      • #18
        Or Animal Training?
        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
        -Bokonon

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        • #19
          A good read - well written and funny. I'd sort of think that there wouldn't be many female porn clerks.
          I refute it thus!
          "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

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          • #20


            If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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            • #21
              What is interesting to me is what are these people in the porn movies thinking ****ging in front of a global audience? I mean, what do they think about it?

              Not that I complain they do it
              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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              • #22
                What is interesting to me is what are these people in the porn movies thinking ****ging in front of a global audience? I mean, what do they think about it?
                Girls: Hope this guy blows it soon and gets it over with. Lets just say most don't look too comfortable, especially while, as she put, "being reamed".

                Guys: This is cool!
                I see the world through bloodshot eyes
                Streets filled with blood from distant lies.

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                • #23
                  OK, what do they think in girl-girl scenes? They can't all be bisexual?
                  Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                  Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                  Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Saras
                    OK, what do they think in girl-girl scenes? They can't all be bisexual?
                    most of them are
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by alva848


                      most of them are

                      How do you know?
                      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                      • #26
                        Haven't you watched any?
                        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                        • #27
                          Some of the stuff in that article was quite disturbing, and quite frankly depraved - I mean... Aqua!
                          yada

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                          • #28
                            The internet is destroying large parts of the porn industry. Why buy a mag or video to see what you can download for free? Hustler and Penthouse sales have gone through the floor.

                            When I see some porn I always wonder how the participants ended up doing that. My assumption is drugs but a lot of them look quite healthy. I've also read that the San Fernando valley is full of Hollywood wannabes who end up acting in porn flicks.

                            Its all a bit of a mystery to me. Sad really.
                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                              The internet is destroying large parts of the porn industry. Why buy a mag or video to see what you can download for free? Hustler and Penthouse sales have gone through the floor.
                              Yeah, and the porn faeries continue dying

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                              • #30
                                I love how she had pet names for all of the different porn freaks.
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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