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Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
Insult people. The bigger the better. Then when they get angry, say "Hey buddy, chill! I was just messin' widcha man!"
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy? "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
They're even funnier when dropped from helicopters on busy streets and/or plazas. Or when you try to milk males. Or when you try to milk a male cow when it's being dropped from a helicopter onto a street.
Originally posted by moomin
Cheggie chose the commies over the Bavarian Illuminiati!
Uh, not quite. It was the hippy-transcendental lifestyle of one of the heroes that I was really into.
23/5
Woah, I think I just received the first greater than one point awards.
Dzang!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
I'm not a forum junkie, just a Poly junkie, thanks to my idiot brother, Thubbin.
Ah, Theben was at OWO, IIRC.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
You could always become communist to be funny as well, MrFun, it works for che.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Hmm...nah, I'm pretty sure it's because you're a commie.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
Did you find that funny? if so you have a sense of humor all ready...Just develope it
“The Communist Manifesto was correct…but…we see the privileges of the capitalist bourgeoisie yielding…to democratic organizations…In my judgment…success lies in a steady [peaceful] advance…[rather]…than in…a catastrophic crash."Eduard Bernstein
Or do we?
Ok then you have a sense of humor just develope it.
You know what you find funny it matters not what others think. Sooner or latter you click with someone who shares the same thing. If not you simply laugh yourself to death
And
“The Communist Manifesto was correct…but…we see the privileges of the capitalist bourgeoisie yielding…to democratic organizations…In my judgment…success lies in a steady [peaceful] advance…[rather]…than in…a catastrophic crash."Eduard Bernstein
Or do we?
I got it. It wasn't funny. I thought it was one of those tricks where yo'll end up with the smae answer no mater what, but it was simply lame. Of course, I put in stupid answers to skew the results, but, as I found, it was simply obnoxious.
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