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  • #46
    Fnord!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #47
      Azugal!
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #48
        Aroo?
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #49
          Sorry, I assumed you were making some sort of OWO joke.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #50
            OWO?
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #51
              Yes, the old Alpha Centauri forums. And don't play dumb and ask me what Alpha Centauri is... especially with the avatar of Chairman Domai. I'm on to you, Commie (not in that way )!
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #52
                I thought that was ACOL.

                Fnord is from the Illiminatus trilogy.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #53
                  Never read it.

                  ACOL?! Heathen! OWO is the only true Official Alpha Centauri forum! *clonks che over the head with the Boom of NIM*.
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #54
                    how can you people've forgetten squirrels?? you just can't go wrong with squirrels
                    Stop Quoting Ben

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                    • #55
                      I'm not a forum junkie, just a Poly junkie, thanks to my idiot brother, Thubbin.

                      The Illuminatus trilogy is by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. It's a comedy about the mother of all conspiracies. It's definately one of the most confusing books I've ever read, but it's worth it. It woulda shaped my life if I hadn't run afoul of those damned commies (I was very suggestable at the time).
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Dan Severn


                        I don't believe you actually replied to this thread.
                        Well, you see, I had to tell people that I didn't believe that I had read this thread. In order to do that, I had to reply to it, what probably was not the smartest move at all, considering that now I'm acting like a fool trying to explain why I should have posted here to tell that I should never post here, because I should not have read this thread in the first place.

                        Whatever.
                        I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                        • #57
                          You know, MrFun, you should call all women "broads". That would do wonders.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #58
                            Hello!

                            Keep it simple.
                            Look into a latin or philosophical dictionary to learn that humour means wetness.
                            (I'd always thought "juices")
                            Use the basic wetness.
                            Bye, Dirk
                            "Dirks and Daggers"

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                            • #59
                              Cheggie chose the commies over the Bavarian Illuminiati!

                              Oh the humanity!

                              23/5
                              "The number of political murders was a little under one million (800,000 - 900,000)." - chegitz guevara on the history of the USSR.
                              "I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.

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                              • #60
                                swear

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