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  • #61
    Hmmm, some of you guys sound messed up....but here's my reasons,

    31. Won't have significant other jab you in the ribs in the middle of the night and tell you you're snoring so loud the neighbors can hear....then you take so long trying to fall back asleep that when you do the alarm clock to wake up goes off. (similar thing happened to me)

    32. Won't have sig. other want to make w/you in the parking lot for 40 min, when you gotta go home cause you have a VERY IMPORTANT job interview the next morning (same thing)

    33. Won't have those awkward moments when neither of you know what to say but can tell that they want to have a conversation.

    34. Won't have sig. other ask you to buy stuff when she knows you're broke as a joke but have to go and buy her stuff even when you know she has more money than you do.

    ARRRGGH! Bad memories!
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    • #62
      Originally posted by The Mad Monk
      Of course, it helps to be an anti-social selfish bastard.

      Aye to that! A toast to all anti-social selfish bastards out there .

      About #28, I'm not worried about that as I have already reached supreme enlightenment.

      But seriously, I don't trust people that well, especially the opposite sex, don't know why.
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      • #63
        I'd make a bad spy, because the one type of person I absolutely can't resist is a woman I find attractive.
        Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by MasterBob The Elder
          But seriously, I don't trust people that well, especially the opposite sex, don't know why.
          Trust... trust... I once knew what it meant... let me think... Isn't that related with big companies controling all levels of a given activity?
          The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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