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  • #1

    Reasons to be single

    Good points about not having a significant other:

    1. You won't get bossed around
    2. You can do what you want
    3. You don't have to worry about hurting the other person's feelings.
    4. No nagging arguments
    5. You only have to care and look out for yourself
    6.Your free and independant


    Thats what I come up with, I'm sure you all can think of more.
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    No cooties!
    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

    Do It Ourselves

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    • #3
      I don't think any of us are too worried about that one.
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      • #4
        7- Lots of space in that cold, empty bed.
        8- Free at any point to phone people and sob down the receiver at them.
        9- Have your body discovered in a state of highly advanced decomposition.
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        • #5
          10. Post whining threads on 'Poly about being lonely.
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #6
            Actually I'm not lonely. I think just plain friends is better than having a significant other.

            I'm actually kinda serious in this thread(a rarity).
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            • #7
              11. Nobody is complaining how you spend more time with Apolyton than with them.
              "In some of its more lunatic aspects, political correctness is merely ridiculous. But in the thinking behind it, there is something more sinister which is shown by the fact that already there are certain areas and topics where freedom of speech, in the sense of the right to open and frank discussion, is being gradually but significantly eroded." -- Judge Neil Denison

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              • #8
                Eat what you want, where you want, when you want.

                Exercise ""

                Play games ""

                Surf the web ""

                Watch TV / Listen to radio / Go to shows / movies ""

                Talk to folks ""

                Work on your vehicle ""

                Work for money ""

                Work on hobbies ""


                I'm thirty-five, single, and loving it.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #9
                  Of course, it helps to be an anti-social selfish bastard.

                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                    Eat what you want, where you want, when you want.

                    Exercise ""

                    Play games ""

                    Surf the web ""

                    Watch TV / Listen to radio / Go to shows / movies ""

                    Talk to folks ""

                    Work on your vehicle ""

                    Work for money ""

                    Work on hobbies ""


                    I'm thirty-five, single, and loving it.
                    Except for the first item, you can do the rest with an SO. Even working on vehicles, if you find the right person.

                    Somethings are better done with an SO than alone. Other than surfing the Web, most items on your list fall in that category.
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      Run Kazaa, put as search words "No Fun" and "Stooges".

                      All answers contained within.

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                      • #12
                        21. You don't have to pick up anyones dirty underwear

                        22. You don't have to make anyones coffee

                        23. You don't have to get into arguments about where your going to eat

                        24. You don't have to clean out the bathtub with their "personal" hair

                        25. You don't have to deal with their family

                        26. You can look at other guys/girls

                        27. If you want to go somewhere you don't have to check with them or try to get them to go with
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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                        • #13
                          The best reason is protecting your property from would-be leeches and gold-diggers, and if you are suspicious of a potential spouse in that way, why would you want to even be with them anyway?

                          If there aren't kids involved, stay single -- it's easier. If you do have kids, get married -- it's easier on your kids. Pretty easy.
                          It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. Benjamin Disraeli

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                          • #14
                            28. More time to reach Supreme Enlightenment
                            This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                            • #15
                              You want to be a Buddhist monk LightEning?
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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