Hello to all nice Apolytions

[Provost Harrison]

Greetings von Blücher, enjoy your stay at Hotel Apolyton. However make sure you don't get thrown out and have to stay with our inferior neighbour, Hotel Mingapulco

[Dimorier Maximus]

There are nice people here? Sure coulda fooled me.

[Heresson]

I guess so but I don't know, as it comes naturally to me.

Ha. One more thing. Arabs do not pronounce "p",
it is the same as "b" for them. Also they see no difference between Polish "i" and Polish "y". My teacher of arabic said
that one Arab stated; Polish is a very strange nation! They have three words that mean something very different but mean the same: bi?, bi?, bi?. For him pi? (to drink), by? (to be) and bi? (to beat), it was all the same. there's some philosophy in it. For many to drink (you know what) means to be, and drinking often ends up in beating...

[Mercator]

Originally posted by MagyarCrusader
Ten Polish dudes were mugging a German dude. The German dude cried out "nein! nein!"... so one Polish dude left.

If there's one thing this thread has shown, it is that there are Germans who don't have any sense of humour... But we already knew that, right?

[Ecthy]

I for one don't get that joke.

And Merc, what Heresson's doing has nothing to do with humour. He's just plain stupid.

And you're just trying to make things fit int oyour clichees. Racist.

[Mercator]

Erm... Right...

And Heresson certainly isn't stupid, just... erm... misunderstood by the people who don't know him.

[Ecthy]

Nope. He's messed up in his head.

But it's just typical how nationalism outside of Germany finds excuses.

BTW, why am I talking to people that live in fake states?

[Mercator]

Mongolia a fake state?! You racist!

[Ecthy]

Mongolia is a fake state, and so is Belgium.

[Heresson]

I guess You'd like to see Belgium as a province of your Reich,
right?
But Mongolia....!

[Mr. President]

The war is over. Get a job.

nice Apolytions

You'll find none here.

[von Blücher]

Well there are a lot more fake countries:

The Netherlands, the Czech Republic, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia AND Poland (plus as Ecthelion pointed out correctly: Belgium and Mongolia)

I mean these states were never founded, just a few provinces were ripped off from existing countries and then they created a new state around them, this is ridiculous.

This post has nothing to do with nationalism it’s just correct history and you can’t say anything against it because this is the truth.

[Ecthy]

Netherlands are hardly a fake country, unless you go back into the 16th century and want to revive the Roman emperor's influence zone... I'm talking nation states, and sometimes it's just silly how the Dutch get 2 or even 3 states

same for Czech republic (Slav people), so are the baltic republics. Estonians aren't even Indo-Germanic ethnicly speaking (such as Finns and Hungarians), but Latvians and Lithuanians could be merged

I'm not for great powers, but on some occasions the idea of the nation state has led to too much splittering. Poland is fine as a state though, one could just argue over their borders

[von Blücher]

Hmm I could image a polish border along the Narew-Weichsel-San line

[Heresson]

Oh no, it's Germany that is a fake state.
My vision of Germany;
North- for new Frysian state and part for Denmark.
North-east (Meklemburgen, north Brandenburgen) for Poland (as the clostest living relative to exterminated by Germans Polabians), Saxony, Turingia and south Brandenburgen for new Luzyczan state, the rest You can keep unless France won't like to have it.
In return, You can get Bohemia (without its part of Silesia and Moravia, though), Austria (which is a fake state for sure)
and part of Switzerland.

Netherlands are OK, though Belgium is a simple bufor state for the Franch, Lithuania is old Polish province (waiting for S/S attack) but it can be a state after all,
Byelorussia is a fake state and so is Slovakia, but Estonia not.