Hello to all nice Apolytions

[Heresson]

Well all of them but Armenians I guess...
I didn't mean to conquer Russia, sorry. It was just dumb enough to attack Novogrod which I wanted to have.
It's all Russias fault. Later I wanted to stick to Twer, Pskow and Nowogrod only, but it never wanted to let Nowogrod go. Greedy thing. I was crying, but had to fight with my Slavic brothers for their own sake in fact.

[MagyarCrusader]

Originally posted by Rasbelin
Heresson,
Wien (or Vienna as some retards prefer to say ).

What the hell are you talking about? The Imperial capital has always been known as Bécs. duh!

[Rasbelin]

The representitive of the Magyars and the fellow people of the Finns seem to have something against me using Wien instead of Vienna. It's perhaps like stating the fact that I've actually eaten Budapest quite many times, and it has still never tasted good.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Heresson
Well all of them but Armenians I guess...
I didn't mean to conquer Russia, sorry. It was just dumb enough to attack Novogrod which I wanted to have.
It's all Russias fault. Later I wanted to stick to Twer, Pskow and Nowogrod only, but it never wanted to let Nowogrod go. Greedy thing. I was crying, but had to fight with my Slavic brothers for their own sake in fact.

Oh sure, it's all Russian fault, it's always a Russian fault. How those guys don't understood that you conquer their cities for their own sake? Greedy, greedy Russians.

[MagyarCrusader]

Originally posted by Rasbelin
The representitive of the Magyars and the fellow people of the Finns seem to have something against me using Wien instead of Vienna. It's perhaps like stating the fact that I've actually eaten Budapest quite many times, and it has still never tasted good.

Hey its not our fault you're a vegetarian!

And for the record, I represent NOBODY.

[Rasbelin]

Hmmm... looks like Fazer doesn't export Budapest to Hungary. Poor Hungarians that can't even eat Budapest chocolates.

[Heresson]

Serb, I wanted to protect my beloved brothers from Lithuanian, Swedish and Mongol domination. They didn't seem to appreciate that. oh unthankful ones.

[Dominikos]

Budapest Chocolates?

Little whippersnapper! You don't know the first thing about chocolates. Now you try some fine Belgian Chocolates (Courtesy of Colon) and hear that stomach growl for more.

Did anyone know that von Blücher was partially insane and thought he would give birth to an elephant. More on this later. I found this in Military Blunders, a book by (?) a few years ago.

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~Dominik - Lord of the Putumayo~

[Serb]

Originally posted by Heresson
Serb, I wanted to protect my beloved brothers from Lithuanian, Swedish and Mongol domination. They didn't seem to appreciate that. oh unthankful ones.

Perhaps they just don't like when someone "took care about them"?( where did I heard it?).
Anyhow, you perfectly know that we are able to handle with such problems easily by ourselves. Well, may be not so easily, but still...

[Heresson]

No. You, Russians are our little noughty bros that is playing nasty with flies and bugs (tearing out their wings and stuff)
and puts everything in its mouth... (perhaps that's why You're getting bigger and bigger). You even tried to put your borthers, Byelorus and Ukraine and us too in your mouth and chewed us... But we forgive You. We love You and that's why we have to look after You, especially since You found that daddy's bottle...

[Heresson]

Aboout vB... I could surmise that....

[Serb]

Aha!!! You again saying that Poland is a fly. Great.

You said that we are brothers, it means that it isn't your bottle. Who is daddy then?

[Heresson]

Mother is Matuszka Slowianszczyzna, but father?
Of us- Rome, Yours - Mongolia I guess...