How would you handle this?

[loinburger]

1. Stomping on the guy's foot is all well and good, but for hard core pain you should scrape your heel along his shin while stomping.

2. Jam your knee in his groin, or jam your thumbs in his eyes, or jam your thumbs in his armpits, or punch him in the throat, etc. Even if he doesn't let go, he'll probably loosen his grip enough for you to jam your thumb into the webbing of his hand, making it fairly easy to yank his hand off.

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
We have a truly vicious bunch here

if i'm being choked, i will use any means necessary to ensure the end that threat, up to and including killing the individual in question. if only one of us is going to live, i'm gonna do everything i can to make sure that it's me (or die trying? )

[Lemmy]

i'll see my life flashing by in a second and regret having spend too much time behind my computer...in the next 10 seconds before i faint i'll try to believe in as many religions as possible trying to secure a place in whatever heaven exists.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Lemmy
i'll see my life flashing by in a second and regret having spend too much time behind my computer...in the next 10 seconds before i faint i'll try to believe in as many religions as possible trying to secure a place in whatever heaven exists.

[Boris Godunov]

To quote the fat Simpson's comic book store guy, as a missile is heading directly towards him:

"Oh, I've wasted my life..."

[Lemmy]

exactly

[moomin]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


How tall are you?

Heh. So ok, you might want to bend a little while doing this. Sideway bend works good even with a arm lock.

Geez, find a friend and try it for yourself!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

1- Depending on the grip, I'd go straight for his testicles or eyes with my fingers.

2- Either the fingers to the eyes, or a heavy kick to kneecap or testicles. If I was close enough, I'd go for a head-butt or bite to the face.

[Winston]

Hmmm... I guess you can tell from the replies in this thread who's likely been in such a situation before.

[Lincoln]

1. Shoot attacker.
2. Shoot attacker.

[Provost Harrison]

Try and reason with the fellow, offer him money and friendship and solutions to his problems...then he will relinquish his grip.

...then shoot him

[Boris Godunov]

PH is the confirmed DL for David Floyd...

[Vlad Antlerkov]

1) Stomp on right foot, elbow him in the rib, grab right shoulder, throw to ground.

2) Kick assailant in groin. Repeatedly.

Alternatively, Lincoln's methods would fit my personality.

Edit: FWIW, I hold a green belt in Karate. However, due to school, I haven't been able to go to classes for nine months now.

[Paul Hanson]

1. Elbow in stomach, run about a mile, call in air strike.
2. Tactical nuclear strike.

[Eli]

2) After you hit him in the balls, he automatically bends. Hit him as hard as you can with both hands on the ears, this will most probably cause him to lose the abilty to balance himself, forever. Since he cant stand anymore, you're free to keep beating the **** out of him.

Attacking the eyes is also great, but it's easier to miss.